What are you doing for Pride Month™?

[Freddy Freaker]

Your dad

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Absolutely nothing in celebration of pride. Just cause I'm a fag, doesn't mean I have anything in common with these libtard pride people. The whole point of Pride was originally showing that we were normal people, now the people who go are flamboyant and behave disgustingly. Most of them are rabid trannies, gross gays, and 30 year old "bisexual" (straight women) who had a sexual experience with a woman in the 12th grade that go to these events. We won our rights, go home.

 

[Kotaro]

Sleeping, because the troons are ree-ing extra loud and I'm not about that shit.

 

[Damn Near]

Can't wait for this month to end. Faggots are too dumb to know they're being juiced by companies with this garbage

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

Not dying of aids.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Wtf is pride month

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Buying oodles of rainbow thneeds from The Right Corporations.

 

[FeverGlitch]

Being straight.

 

[TiggerNits]

Using the n-word and really leaning in to the R

 

[The_wandering_nibler]

Pride day->Pride week->Pride Month.

Just make it Pride year already, lol

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Fucking @Ron /pol/'s mom.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Fucking @Ron /pol/'s mom.

>he's still triggered more than a month later

 

[Haramburger]

Debating internally on whether or not it's worth contesting my work's insurance profile of me that has me listed as the wrong sex. On the one hand it's probably bad if I actually need to use my medical coverage and they possibly deny it because I don't match what's listed. On the other hand I can flip-flop and say I'm whatever's convenient and HR probably thinks I have special privileges as a not-yet-transitioned troon. Either way, I'm not as worked up about it as Hank Hill was on his driver's license.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

>he's still triggered more than a month later

No, your mom is still amazing.

Edit - I legit want to know what happened to you, because you're distinctly substandard, compared to her.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Not dudes, that's for sure.

 

[nanacy]

being gay

 

[drowssap]

I went to the festival after the parade and bought shrooms from someone who is transitioning. I could not tell which way they were transitioning, like start female end male, or start male end female, I had no clue, and I didn't wanna ruin the mood by asking.

heres a couple of my favorite sights at pride

bearded person in a dress covered in fake roses with "T H E Y" in black material stitched across the hoop skirt. nice fuckin dress i don't care that there isn't a man or a woman in the dress.

I also saw a guy in a puppy play BDSM mask carrying around a flag that has a bone on it.

Then I was really sad that my friends didn't invite me to go to any post-pride parties, or even meet up with me at all, so I just went home when the festival was wrapping up.

I decorated my backpack with little flags and got flags painted on my face. Now I have 5 pride flags sitting around my apartment with nothing to do with them until next June.

 

[Dysnomia]

As a boring straight white woman who only likes AMAB cock I'm thinking of totally lezzing out with your mom tonight.

 

[Faket0Fake]

Hiding in my fort from all the people in leather handing out stickers. I am happy being gay all year around and don't need corporations and mainstream media to tell me how to feel about myself and my relationship.

 

[BoingoTango]

Has someone already said beating off to lesbian porn? Because that would be a pretty funny comment