What are you getting Chris for Christmas?

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Now that Chris has given us instructions on how to send him gifts, are you going to get Chris anything for Christmas? I was thinking giving him bundles of gift cards for all of his favorite places. I hope he does not throw away my Christmas package, I heard he does that with mail.
 
I changed my mind.

I'm going to get him a "Sonic Underground" DVD ...maybe two. Baker's dozen at the max.
 
Is Chris still into dildos and vibrators? I'm just trying to figure out what the perfect Christmas gift would be. He has had such a rough year I thought it would be good to plan some Christmas cheer for the Chandlers.
 
A Harry & David fruit basket-of-the-month subscription. Can you imagine the smell after a few months?
 
I can't think of anything but I think my dog has a gift she wants to give him. He doesn't want people to leave gifts in his yard so I'll have her drop it off in his house.
 
Yeah, no. Stop trying to indirectly contact Chris with this forum, get his attention by using this forum or using this forum to try out your babby trolling scheme. Stop any or all of the preceding.

And, OP, knock the ween shit off and stop acting retarded.
 
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