What are you getting Null for his birthday?

[YellowIsACoolColor]

I just sent my present (not telling you what it is, it's personal) and I'm curious what you guys are sending

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Bong hits

 

[Wuornos]

Well, he *is* a cave beast. But, as it's his birthday, I shall spare him. He goes to the back of the culling line.

 

[Jason Wynn]

A blowjob

 

[Asian tech support]

Anthrax vis the USPS

 

[gagabobo1997]

I DM'd him some sexy pics

 

[dick brain]

I deepfaked his face and voice onto all 22 hours of the Bjork stalker's video diary.

 

[FamicomGorby]

His favorite thing, disappointment!

 

[Fruttasecca]

Death

 

[Fat Gollum]

30 pinches on his chubby cheeks.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Coal.

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

Funny Ticking Package

 

[Jimjam the zimzam]

Twenty-seven under-cooked hot pockets

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

 

[Rozzy]

An anime body pillow.

 

[Moths]

His two favourite things:
Crack and a slot machine.