What are you going to do for Valentine's Day?

[Xenu]

I would probably set homeless people on fire. Love is truly a blessing

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Watch Minecraft and Sonic The Hedgehog shit like a true autist.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Your mom

 

[OrionBalls]

I did a funeral dinner for a centenarian, who was among the sweetest ladies I ever had the privilege of knowing, and now I'm going to sleep. Remember gentlemen: if your lady's hands are cold, you aren't doing your job properly.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

As Valentine is the patron saint of epilepsy sufferers, I will be celebrating with a small seizure.

 

[OrionBalls]

As Valentine is the patron saint of epilepsy sufferers, I will be celebrating with a small seizure.

The kind where you stare out into nothingness for a bit and no one notices?

 

[Quartermaster]

Forget to buy flowers for my wife.