What are you looking for, KF?

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So what are you looking for?

Maybe it's an obscure video on YouTube?
A movie?
A game?
Maybe it's an artist or musician?

Whatever weird shit you're looking for, post it here and let's see if it can be dug up outta whatever dirt pile it was abandoned in. I'll start:

So I remember when I was 12 or 13, there was this weird 3D animation on the bizarre side of YT of a really ugly woman playing with a red kickball. Her body was in the shape of a rectangle, her walking was stiff, her hair looked like what happens when you push brown play-doh through a spaghetti strainer, and one of her eyes was bigger than the other one. All I remember is she sang some weird song about stabbing people and the kickball (whose name was Jethro I think) suddenly grew to this monumental size before trying to crush her.

Late edit: This is what she looked like btw. I'm not kidding. She literally looked like a human Minion
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Wtf is this and can someone find it?
 
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I don’t know if we have an official “fetch me that!” thread, but why the hell not? We already have a thread on which lolcow smells the worst.

I sometimes get songs stuck in my head, but not the lyrics portion of the song. It’s a shame because I can’t look up musical notes as easily as lyrics.
 
I sometimes get songs stuck in my head, but not the lyrics portion of the song. It’s a shame because I can’t look up musical notes as easily as lyrics.

There's an app for that, actually! If you hum the tune, the app will suggest music based on the composition. I wish I remembered the name though

Naruto porn linkin park amv
It's not porn but here ya go lolol
 
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Since naruto porn linkin park amv was a bust, the next big thing is a big tiddy goth gf.

If none works, I shall search for happiness or sum shit
 
OK, when I was a kid my step father used to have this computer "game" (in quotes because it's not really a game, but it's the best description I can come up with) where it was a picture of Mona Lisa but if you held the space bar down she'd show you her tits.
I've since looked for it online, but I coudln't find even mention of it. The only reason I know for a fact that it did indeed exist is because it was referenced in the Matrix parody "Computer Boy".
 
OK, when I was a kid my step father used to have this computer "game" (in quotes because it's not really a game, but it's the best description I can come up with) where it was a picture of Mona Lisa but if you held the space bar down she'd show you her tits.
I've since looked for it online, but I coudln't find even mention of it. The only reason I know for a fact that it did indeed exist is because it was referenced in the Matrix parody "Computer Boy".

Oh god. I forgot about this. Funny story: Someone installed this on all of the computers at my middle school. We had a game that lasted for all of about a week where we'd see how many times you could flash her boobs before the computer teacher caught you. I think the high score was 8. Someone tried to go for 9, got nervous, and then was caught. It wasn't a fun day in the next computer lab class...
 
I once saw a video of a drag ball where two people compete by voguing up and down a strip. All of a sudden a young “woman” lowers herself over the mezzanine and is grabbed onto by all the people surrounding her and then is gradually lowered down and is caught by the crowd below. She is posing the whole time and when she hits the ground, she immediately begins voguing and everyone goes nuts.
 
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