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- Oct 14, 2016
Nothing, because the majority of video games suck now and finding one that I genuinely enjoy is nearly impossible.
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I played 3 and 4 and miss actually having to save people. In the first one you have to plot how you are going to save everyone while still having time to beat the game. You need to know the mall, the schedule, even where unmarked survivors are going to spawn, and you need to know the rule of 8 where only 8 survivors can be in your game at the same time. I think it added a lot of replayability to the games, and 3 and especially 4 don't have much left besides just killing a million zombies.Dead Rising on PC. I played the shit out of it on X360 and I was 100% glad that it finally got a port.
The survivors' AI... They can be a fun challenge to try to get through and save all 50 of them or something to pop a blood vessel on your head over so much frustation they bring to the table, by getting swarmed by zombies and standing around crying like autists who shit themselves and did nothing.
>Be Me
>Playing C&C Generals: Zero Hour
>Play Challenge Mode on Normal
>Choose Chinese Tank General because why not
>Steam roll the Toxin, Air Force, and Nuke generals under the treads of mighty chinese tanks
>Finally face of against Superweapon General, biggest bitch in the game, smug and a real cunt
>Started cranking out dozers and teching up to war factory for glorious communist tank rush while building defense grid. Then, came the tumor inducing part.
>SW General had Aurora Bombers but they were on steroids or something. Bomb radius was larger and dealt more metric tons of rape than usual.
>Tried sending tanks to deal with her Particle Cannon. EMP missile turrets freeze my tanks
>mfw I was forced to see my tanks die a slow death, unable to help them.
>Was only able to destroy her laser with a massive infantry rush. They marched gloriously for china.
>Eventually, Her constant bombing of my base made me RQ and play again on easy. I have shamed my ancestors.
>ohyouwillburn.pdf
>Started off mission like last time. Didn't tech to tanks, massed infantry and sent them on a suicide run and rekt her laser.
>mfw thanking those brave souls for sacrificing for china
>Locked into battle to keep my defenses intact while managing economy. Resource pile starts to run low and I decide to enact the Basement Protocol.
>Built two barracks', cranked out Hackers from both of them. Watched as basement dwelling asians spill out into the outside world for what I think was the first time in years.
>Had them slave at their computers, stealing money for the sake of my goals of conquest.
>Had enough general points to have stage 3 artillery power and enough funds for a nuke silo.
>Built two nuke silos, had to wait five minutes to use them because fucking EA.
>Waiting, I teched to Spy Satellite to enact phase two of my retribution.
>iseeyou.iso
>Looking at her base, she was on an island, tons of EMP turrets that'll rape any of my air and tank units
>See her dozer unit parked near airfield and her command center in the west side. Looked at situation and say my play.
>Figuring out the hotkeys, sent artillery down on dozer and lobbed nukes at command center
>"Nuclear launch detected, biatch!"
>Watched as nuclear fire and fists of metal devastate her airbase and CC
>ohitsbeautiful.exe
>Seeing her crippled and unable to rebuild from my backhand, thought of a way to end her in a way that's fitting of my nerdy wrath.
>Saw my resources have reached $500000. The gods of greed smiled on me as I was blessed with an abundance of shekels.
>Started building more nuke silos, enough to make Best Korea wet themselves in jealousy.
>In the end, Had built 21 nukes, all ready to fire. It was time for my revenge, one that was 30 minutes in the making.
>Scrolled over to her base, ready to unleash ungodly radioactive turmoil.
>Pulled out a cigarette, Put it in mouth ant lit it as i flipped through music, selected Nuclear by Mike Oldfield.
>Took a long draw from my death stick, blew smoke at the screen as I smiled in smug satisfaction.
>Checkmate, bitch."
>Waited for the song's first hook as I kept my itchy mouse finger on the button, eager to let the dogs of rage loose.
And then, it happened...
>"I'M NUCLEAR! I'M WIIIILLLD!!!"
>Like a spastic, I relentlessly sent my nukes at her island base, watching as her fortress becomes slagged in a sea of nuclear fire.
>Sun Tzu would be so proud.
>15 nukes later, her base was nothing more than a field of glass and atomic ash as the terrain was scorched. No vegetation survived. Sue me, you fucking hippies.
>mfw game hasn't ended yet
>Looked to the western island, saw she had another supply center there.
>Introduced it to my remaining six nukes. Watched the victory screen as four nukes rained down after building was trashed.
>segern-ar-var.bin
>Afterwards, did the same to Kebab stealth general and all the remaining generals.
>Before the SW general's nuclear defeat, saved the game and stored the file off computer.
>Still have save file to this day. On that day, I achieved nirvana.