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Finished another 90s pulp horror, Flesh and Blood by Graham Masterton. It was fun and genuinely creepy in some places, and the concept of separate worlds coming together- ancient cursed bloodlines and cutting edge bioengineering- an intriguing one. Unfortunately, it did lack in some places; the intersecting plot lines only came together at the end, and then only barely, leaving the lingering feeling that the ending could have been better. Some minor characters were fleshed out in unnecessary detail, but more important characters weren't fleshed out at all. Overall a fun book, but it could have been great.

The story centres on a supernatural hybrid man-plant, created by sorcery hundreds of years ago. In exchange for a good harvest, peasant farmers allow the creature to "visit" their wives. Many years later, the man-plant returns to devour the viscera of his own offspring, fathered on the farmer's wives. In the present, one of the man-plant's offspring is murdered, and the murdered offspring's brain is surgically implanted into a giant pig. In the mix are corrupt politicians, honest policemen, academics, a father who murders his own children to save them, and a nutjob animal rights activist who'd been raised by pigs. Lots of blood and guts and "hogs".
 
I finished the Poltergeist novelization, by James Kahn.

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I wanted to read this, because I heard the author added a whole lot of additional material to the story.


The biggest difference is what the book does with Tangina Barrons, the little psychic lady. She's introduced into the story far earlier than in the movie. We got a whole background on her, and how she knows Dr. Lesh. Tangina sees her gift as a curse, and she's hoping Dr. Lesh can cure her somehow with sleep therapies and study. We learn that Tangina can astral project her soul into the spirit realm. It's during one of these trips that Tangina discovers Carol Anne trapped in the spirit world, so she knew what was happening before even meeting the Freeling's in this version of the story. Dr. Lesh and Tangina seek out the Freelings in order to help, as opposed to the movie, where Steven Freeling goes to the university to get their help.

The character of "The Beast", the mysterious, sinister entity who mastermined Carol Anne's kidnapping, is explored some more. Tangina has psychic battles with it, in the spirit realm, and is able to gleam some insights into it.

“Twice, now,” Tangina continued, “in my journeys to the dream lands, I have encountered this great evil near the child. It is not the lord of this dimension, but it holds great sway, all the same. Great power. This morning I saw it—almost clearly. It was chasing the little girl. It manifested itself to me in different forms, so that in my weakened condition I would lose my way from fear. We escaped, this time, the child and I. But the Beast remains strong. He exerts great will over all the pitiable beings of that universe. He is a thing of horror.”

“It is protean, this Beast. Once, I think, it was human—now, it loves its twisted existence. It would neither come back nor go on, if it could. It is obsessed with its wicked self. I have seen it before, in other forms. And now I have seen it again.”


We even learn from Tangina the Beast's actual name: gHalâ, gHalâ. This was, of course, before the sequel and the Reverand Kane stuff. It also expands some more on something that was kinda hinted at in one scene of the movie: The Beast is a sex pervert. It fondles Diane Freeling while asleep, and would have done more, if not called upon to do battle with Tangina.

The book expands on the character of the ghostly woman from the movie who descends the staircase, with an entrouage of spirit orbs. She is called "The Waiting Woman". She waits eternally in that realm of lost souls for some unknown suitor. She's neither happy nor sad about it, it's just what she does, eternally patient. The other ghosts like to be near her, as her eternal patience sooths their own longing somehow. She tries to protect the other spirits, saying that she lets the Beast "use" her, from time to time, in exchange for leaving the others alone. More sex pervert stuff, I guess. When the other spirits are going into the light, and escaping the Beast, she decides to stay behind and continue her waiting. Tangina isn't sure if she's actually a ghost, or some sort of entity.

The book also greatly expands on the idea of alternate dimensions. We learn there are other realms besides ours, and the realm of lost souls. Other doorways in and out. We meet some of the strange creatues from these other planes

There's a creature of smoke and haze named Sceädu, who inhabits it's own dimension. This creature itself is the doorway into the realm of lost souls, and Tangina must pass through him to enter, and must pass through him again to exit, as he follows you in. In his own world, he behaves in an ominous way, but in the lost souls realm, he's playful and evasive.

There's a creature named Fantabel, a being made of flame, who can also enter into that realm. This creature also seems playful and mischevious. It likes to fly Carol Anne high into the air, and drop her. Carol Anne doesn't mind, as she feels no pain in that realm. Fantabel and Sceädu chase eachother around and do strange dances when together.

There's also a creature that resembles a gnarled old tree. It has no name that Tangina can discern. This creature seems to be a butt monkey of sorts, as Fantabel likes to set it on fire every time it's around.

These 3 creatures later show up in the Freeling's living room, where they do their schtick, before departing again. Tangina is alarmed when she hears about it. Coming over into our plane is a big no-no, as it's dangerous for them and us. She's thinks this bold and impudent act was instigated by The Beast somehow.

While all this is interesting, I still think the movie is the superior product.
 
Black Library just released their 20th Anniversary Edition of 15 Hours and its been on my 'to read' list for a minute. I started it the other day- it was also my first day off in weeks- and was just NOT in the headspace for it... plan to pick it up again soon. Maybe later today since I'm home sick.

If anyone's looking for stark military fiction it's worth checking out. Also, it's an older Black Library title and many of those books just have a different feel from the stuff they're putting out these days (not saying all the new titles suck.... but there does feel like there's a difference... if that makes sense) I was hearing that a lot and called bullshit on it.... until I thought about it and the most recent of my favorites are published mid 2010s

In the meantime I read Brian Evenson's Last Days. Picked it up on a whim, I think maybe saw it on a list for 'extreme horror,' I don't know. Used to be a genre I read a ton of and now its been years so decided to grab something different than what I've been reading. It was a short, very concise read. It would have suffered if more flowery and drawn out. Felt like Chuck Palahniuk minus the self-awareness. Maybe a bit of Dennis Cooper or Bret Easton Ellis sprinkled in. It had some interesting takes and most of the absurdity was played for absurdity. Investigator who lost is hand on a case is drawn into a cultish relgious organization centered around faith and amputation.

Lastly, planning to plow through Joe Abercrombie's books set in the 'first law' universe. Got a ticket to his NYC event in May so really want to be in the perfect headspace for it and I'm sort of embarrassed I haven't read the standalone books from that series yet as I've heard they're fantastic.
 
I read the short story, Overdrawn At The Memory Bank, by John Varley.

Yes, it's the story this movie was based on.

In the story, Fingal is feeling depressed about his tedious job of punching data into a computer, so he's advised to take a doppling vacation. He's doppled into the body of a lioness. Being a dominate male costs extra. His body is misplaced, because of a mischievous kid, and his mind cube must be plugged into the master computer in order to survive, while his body is searched for. His one contact is a woman named Apollonia, who communicates with him from the outside, and guides him on how to stay sane and out of trouble while in the computer. He decides he wants to learn more about computer science, and works and studies over a year to get his diploma inside the simulation. When Fingal is finally returned to his body, he realizes he was only in there six hours, as computers think faster. He retains all he has learned, and will be given a real diploma.

That's all that happens in the story. There's no obsession with movies and Casablanca, there's no evil fat chairman trying to kill him. That's just shit invented for the movie.

It was a pretty decent little story. I enjoyed reading it.
 
I read the short story, Overdrawn At The Memory Bank, by John Varley.

Yes, it's the story this movie was based on.

In the story, Fingal is feeling depressed about his tedious job of punching data into a computer, so he's advised to take a doppling vacation. He's doppled into the body of a lioness. Being a dominate male costs extra. His body is misplaced, because of a mischievous kid, and his mind cube must be plugged into the master computer in order to survive, while his body is searched for. His one contact is a woman named Apollonia, who communicates with him from the outside, and guides him on how to stay sane and out of trouble while in the computer. He decides he wants to learn more about computer science, and works and studies over a year to get his diploma inside the simulation. When Fingal is finally returned to his body, he realizes he was only in there six hours, as computers think faster. He retains all he has learned, and will be given a real diploma.

That's all that happens in the story. There's no obsession with movies and Casablanca, there's no evil fat chairman trying to kill him. That's just shit invented for the movie.

It was a pretty decent little story. I enjoyed reading it.
you got me mildly curious, the only John Varley book I know of is Steel Beach and that one seems to involve "gender fluidity" and identity.
 
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you got me mildly curious, the only John Varley book I know of is Steel Beach and that one seems to involve "gender fluidity" and identity.

Well, in the story, and in the movie, Fingal's body is displaced because a kid switched a tag on him, a tag that said he was there for a sex change operation. That's the only reference to any kind of queer stuff.

I've read one of Varley's novels before, it was called Mammoth. I remember liking it.
 
Das Boot, yes it originally was based on a book. I first read it during my senior year of high school. It gets into the nitty-gritty of how life was like on a U-boat, and really made me appreciate stuff. About 600 pages, probably will take me a week since I'm lazy.

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I finished Somewhere Beyond the Sea by TJ Klune and it's one of the worst books I've ever read and I've got to vent.

This is a sequel to The House in the Cerulean Sea, which I enjoyed. In this book, our main character Linus, who works for the government agency that manages magical youths and adults, is sent to audit an orphanage for magical children. Along the way, he befriends the kids and the orphanage's master, Arthur. They go on little adventures and spend time in the surrounding village, where the residents learn to accept these magical kids and welcome them into the community. Arthur and Linus fall for each other and Linus quits his government job to move onto the island. It was a cute story, wholesome. A cozy little fantasy.

The dedication in the sequel was something like 'To my trans friends', so we are already off to a bad start here. TJ Klune very obviously writes for the 'queer community' (separate imo from the LGB's), but whatever, I can read books from people I don't agree with all the time. Not this one! In it, he attempts to bring down a cartoonishly evil strawman of JK Rowling. He basically admits to such in the insufferable author's note at the end of the book, claiming he wants to be the 'anti-JK Rowling'.

The plot of this book is the same as the first one, an employee from the government agency is sent to audit the orphanage, but this time, she is being puppeteered by the JK Rowling strawman, who is a senator or something. It's eventually revealed that the auditor is meant to kidnap a particular child, Lucy who is the anti-christ, for the evil doings of the senator.

Now, I don't remember if it was explained in the first book why these government agencies exist in the first place, but I assumed it was because these magical beings were powerful and the humans living alongside them were worried that they would use their powers to hurt, scare, or control people. I would then assume that to conclude this book, Arthur, Linus, and the gang would find a way to settle the dispute by non-magical means and to rise above the hate. lmao, nope!

- After learning that the auditor is trying to kidnap Lucy so he can use mind control to force the senator's will on the population, Arthur apparently decides that she's on to something and is thiiiiisclose to using Lucy in the same way, but it's good this time because it's in the name of acceptance.
- The children spend the entire book trying to trick and lie to the auditor, while being told by Arthur they are 'stabbing her with kindness'.
- The auditor is forcefully thrown and locked into her quarters at one point because it was convenient for 'the good guys'.
- One of the children magics a permanent mustache on the auditor after a bizarre conversation where she berates a female garden gnome child for having a beard and 'ladies shouldn't have facial hair!'.
- Eventually, the auditor is magically banished from the orphanage by an island sprite.
- Arthur is a phoenix, btw. It's completely irrelevant except for the beast's barely contained rage. Arthur is literally a ticking time bomb that explodes at least twice because people don't agree with him.
- There was a conversation between Linus and Lucy about how the Bible is not appropriate for children so they should burn every copy they have access to. Burning books is fine when it's Censorship For Good, but it's bad to simply remove books from the children's section in the library in reality. Okay.
- There was a non-binary character in this story who is introduced by her partner, who accosts Arthur and Linus about 'accepting their pronouns!' out of no where. No one had said anything! It was the most accurate portrayal of a non-binary character in a book I've seen and for a second, I thought this book would be secretly based.
- I didn't even get into the 'voices' of the characters, but it felt like any sort of natural speech got ran through the Therapy Speak Buzzword Translator, so every one of the good guys sounded exactly the same. Like if Kelly Lenza wrote a book and managed to contain her degeneracy (for the most part).

In the end, the day is saved by the island sprite, who is apparently Queen of the island and takes her rightful place and magically banishes all the evil senator and her government goonies. Then the island rises out of the sea and becomes a refuge for magical people and everybody clapped.

This whole book is an allegory for trans people and the author is not subtle about it. The only conclusion I can derive from this book is that much like the magical beings in this book, who are eager to put normal people in their place by using magic against their wills, is that trans people are everything that 'TERFs' fear and are eager to put women in their place by using violence.

Also it's a bummer hearing how bad Wind and Truth turned out. I've gotten through the first two books and liked them a lot, especially Kaladin.
 
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That's still pretty fast.
True, but I'm weird in that I can spend like 6 hours reading straight as long as I have background noise & coffee. And I don't let myself check my phone/PC until I reach a certain page goal, usually in increments of 25.
Always been a fast reader, am decent at retaining stuff but I could do better if I slowed down.
 
True, but I'm weird in that I can spend like 6 hours reading straight as long as I have background noise & coffee. And I don't let myself check my phone/PC until I reach a certain page goal, usually in increments of 25.
Always been a fast reader, am decent at retaining stuff but I could do better if I slowed down.
I envy you. My chronic tinnitus+shit hearing means I need to have background noise AND get it in the right time.

When I was a kid, I could blitz through a Zane Grey or Edgar Rice Burroughs or Jack London book within a day or two.
 
I finished reading the book Cut These Words Into My Stone, a compilation of Greek headstone carvings spanning a period from roughly 600 BC to 500 AD.

It's a quick read and quite good, even if you're not that interested in or know much about the Greeks.

Most are quite melancholy given the circumstances of the carving, but they can sometimes be humorous, or even derogatory if the person wasn't well liked. They're not even all on the graves of humans, people mourned over their pets just as we do today.


by Lucilius

Hermon the miser hanged himself,
Wracked with grief that in his sleep
He dreamed he had spent some money.


by Tymnes

This headstone marks a white Maltese.
All his life they called him Bull.
He guarded Eumelus faithfully.
Now, night’s silent roads
Have swallowed up his barking.


by Zonas of Sardis

Charon, cloaked in darkness,
Before you row death’s ship
Through the reeds to Hades,
Steady the ladder.
Reach out a hand for the son of Cinyras.
Help him aboard.
He is too young to walk well in sandals,
And frightened to touch the sand with his bare feet.


by Anonymous

The way to the underworld is straight,
Whether one starts from Athens or the Nile.
Don’t worry about dying far from home.
A fair breeze blows from every quarter
Right to the land of the dead.
 
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I had wanted to read Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai for years but had never managed to get around to doing it. Though, now that Sam Hyde mentioned it on his recent talk show that he did almost a week ago, now I have no excuse.
 
Just immediately finished Crime and Punishment and I would never have expected this story to have a bittersweet ending (or really even any small levities in the finale). But it was really appreciated and it was a nice way to finish.

This is definitely a top 3 contender for me. I think my favourite part was the Katarina Ivanonva’s dinner party that Raskolnikov attends and the whole scenario made me smile and laugh the entire time, as well as her immediate descent into madness, following with her and her children’s immediate attempt at being travelling street performers which was so horribly funny I couldn’t put the book down.

But yeah it’s a truly wonderful book that did inner monologues really well. (Oh and I can’t forget to give credit to Profiry for being the inspiration for Columbo, his scenes with Raskolnikov are so delightfully suspensful.)


Another thing I finished before was Carmilla which was another for the gothic horror kick I had.

It was really good and I could see where a lot of inspiration for Dracula came from, I just felt like it ended so quickly and that the mystery was obvious but not engaging, unlike the whole thing with Lucy in Dracula.

Still a really cool book!


Ulysses has been sitting on my shelf for a while now so might take a small break from novels before taking a crack at it. Heard it has really interesting prose, but apparently it’s a tough one to get into?

Oh yeah, and also the Way of Kings has also been rotting on my shelf for a couple months. Weirdly enough, every friend I have irl who’s into reading also seems to have a copy of it that they also haven’t started lol.
 
Trying to blame Sanderon's dud on da Jews is cope of the highest magnitude.
I'm fucking salted
If what I hear about this book is true, then Sanderson is lying when he says it was heavily edited.
I agree
However I am biased against Sanderson because I thought Way of Kings was meh and Words of Radiance was unbearably dreadful.
If you didn't like the first one, the series is not really for you
Oh yeah, and also the Way of Kings has also been rotting on my shelf for a couple months. Weirdly enough, every friend I have irl who’s into reading also seems to have a copy of it that they also haven’t started lol.
Can't recommend it any more after I read the 5th book. Read anything else.
 
I'm reading 'The Wolf King' by Lauren Palphreyman. It's a fantasy novel that involves conflict between two kingdoms. One of them involves obtaining the heart of the moon in order to obtain greater power, but to no avail due to it being kept by the other kingdom.
 
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I have just gone from finishing Black Beauty which is a book about horses, to Miss America by Howard Stern which is a book about whores. So far anyway. The whole damn first chapter is lurid details about his 90's cybersex escapades, but he's also really funny and I want to keep reading. I actually know very little about Stern since I was very young in his heyday but he's using about 5 different typefaces per page so I'm assuming he's insane.
 
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Trying to blame Sanderon's dud on da Jews is cope of the highest magnitude.
I believe that his lean toward the progressive dogma from his Mormon roots has always been an attempt to appease Hollywood.

Sanderson has been desperate to get a movie/TV show going for Mistborn for a decade, and I'm convinced that this shift has been him trying desperately to get anything that might be approved by some dumbfuck producer in California.
 
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