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having to get a circumcision to join the Marines in early 1942. That he had to pay for, in order to volunteer. Apparently that was a thing in WW2
I'm sure it was a thing for much longer than that. Yanks have this weird idea that circumcision is a prerequisite to good hygiene and that men will invariably get a fungal infection if they don't have one, so there are just millions of gentile boys getting circumcised over there for no reason, it's hilarious.
 
I'm sure it was a thing for much longer than that. Yanks have this weird idea that circumcision is a prerequisite to good hygiene and that men will invariably get a fungal infection if they don't have one, so there are just millions of gentile boys getting circumcised over there for no reason, it's hilarious.
That's not actually true. At the risk of starting another circumcision autism war, most people just sign off on this because it's a big source of basically free money for any obgyn ward, they just hand a stack of papers to sign to expectant mothers, often on a bunch of painkillers, and since the parents have put no thought into the issue, they just sign.

A fairly common practice is to have some checkbox on the form to "donate" the foreskin. You know, for "research." Then they usually sell those for profit. Cosmetics is one use, like some fucked-up cosmetic that fat whore Oprah Winfrey shilled for.

Most parents quite simply don't even think about this before it's an issue and don't know just to say no to it.
 
A fairly common practice is to have some checkbox on the form to "donate" the foreskin. You know, for "research." Then they usually sell those for profit. Cosmetics is one use, like some fucked-up cosmetic that fat whore Oprah Winfrey shilled for.
Take your pills.
 
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That's not actually true. At the risk of starting another circumcision autism war, most people just sign off on this because it's a big source of basically free money for any obgyn ward, they just hand a stack of papers to sign to expectant mothers, often on a bunch of painkillers, and since the parents have put no thought into the issue, they just sign.

A fairly common practice is to have some checkbox on the form to "donate" the foreskin. You know, for "research." Then they usually sell those for profit. Cosmetics is one use, like some fucked-up cosmetic that fat whore Oprah Winfrey shilled for.

Most parents quite simply don't even think about this before it's an issue and don't know just to say no to it.
Don't they put foreskins in moisturizers and shit?

It's like some rich pedos started doing this just to get off on it.
 
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I read 2120 by George Wylesol, a choose-your-own-adventure / point-and-click escape room graphic novel about a repairman going to fix a computer at this shabby little office building:
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Oddly, there's no one there to greet you and the door locks behind you so you're stuck exploring the place and wandering the halls, picking up clues to the codes for locked doors and such on the way:
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As you progress you start finding more weird and disturbing stuff because this is actually a existential sci-fi horror story. It creeped me a out. And it has some good page-turn startles and eerie double-page spreads. I liked it.
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Beautiful song. The other one I read was Against the Day, and I found that one much more challenging. It just has so many more strands to keep track of. I'll probably go for Vineland (with the loose film adaptation coming out soon) or The Crying of Lot 49 next.
this is awesome. I found a copy and have been trying to work through it. Im honestly very impressed with how well he manages to mesh the narrative and like the actual escape room puzzle elements
 
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Re-reading Sharpe: I kinda of have a love hate relation with this series, I'm still fond of most of the books, I just don't think anything published after waterloo (including riffles) is worth it.

Augustus by John Williams: As cliche as it sounds the first emperor is my favorite one but one nitpick I've always had is people like to treat Octavian as seen in stuff in anything to do with Cleopatra, Mark Anthony, and the whole 2nd Triumphant, as a completely different person as the Augustus depicted in things like I Claudius and I think this is one of the few books both fiction and non fiction that tries to covers both. It is interesting how the story is told through letters of historical figures discussing Octavian/Augustus and how their POV can wildly vary on him (reminded me of a little tidbit from the writings of Julian the Apostate that described him as a chameleon that is always shifting apparencies), but you don't really get to see his POV until the very end and didn't quite scratch the itch I was hoping for.

Ranger's Apprentice: This is my childhood series, I can't remember how many times I read the early books as a kid and surprisingly it still kinda holds up. Although I might not even bother with book 12 because of what happens in it. TLDR from what I remember (and this is me trying to recall a book I read as a pre-teen 12 years ago) it does something like TLJ 4 years before that pissed of everyone. Kid me didn't really care since I didn't care about the romance subplot or drastic character shifts that may of happened, I just wanted more ranger stuff. Me today might fucking despise it.
 
I'm having fun with The Blade Itself. I last read it over ten years ago and really loved it despite never reading further. I'm changing that right now and planning on reading the entire trilogy.
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Read it about a year ago and finally got around to reading the other two, almost finished with book 3. If you like the first reckon you will like the others.

It's good turn off your brain fantasy fare. There is nothing super deep here but the characters are interesting, action is fun and the world and plot interesting enough to keep you invested.

I will say though the more I read the more I start looking forward to the Glokta section and the others feel like filler in between the good parts. He really is the most interesting of the characters in the series and makes the others seem bland in comparison.
 
I read The Ladies of Grace Adieu by Susanna Clarke because I loved Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell. These are short stories set in the same world, so just random people doing magic or dealing with fairy shenanigans. I can't say it was bad in any way but it's just a very pale and kind of pointless shadow of JS.

The Kingdom of This World by Alejo Carpentier I didn't like at all. It's a super short, magical realist look at the Haitian revolution through the viewpoint of a slave. The magic comes from voodoo, which is presented as a virile, red-blooded counterpoint to the faggy, sterile, prissy European traditions of the ruling class. And in the introduction, the author (white European btw) extends this staleness to European authors of the fantastical as well: "There are still too many 'adolescents who find pleasure in violating the corpses of newly dead beautiful women', unaware of the fact that the truly marvelous would be in violating them while still living." Oookay. There's certainly plenty of that in the book. The whole point is that the main character is oppressed under the French colonists, Henri Christophe, and the Republic in pretty much the same way. The French rape their slaves, and when they revolt the voodoo-inspired slaves (including our main character) rape white women. So how exactly are the African traditions preferable? They're just treated as an exotic sexy novelty by a white guy who went on holiday to Haiti once.

Also, it just so happens both of these mention Piranesi's Imaginary Prisons, which was a bit spooky.
 
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Read it about a year ago and finally got around to reading the other two, almost finished with book 3. If you like the first reckon you will like the others.

It's good turn off your brain fantasy fare. There is nothing super deep here but the characters are interesting, action is fun and the world and plot interesting enough to keep you invested.

I will say though the more I read the more I start looking forward to the Glokta section and the others feel like filler in between the good parts. He really is the most interesting of the characters in the series and makes the others seem bland in comparison.

Glokta is the best part of the trilogy.

Found floating by the docks....

If you like the world and lore, there is also a collection of short stories, a mostly-standalone novel, and then another full trilogy that takes place after the first. I didn't like it as much as the first trilogy, but still entertaining enough and you may or may not get to see a few of your favorite characters here and there.
 
The Drizzt series by RA Salvatore. I'd read the original three ages ago but never got beyond that.

Also managed to get my hands on mint hardback copies of the Liriel Baenre books by Elaine Cunningham.
 
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Read it about a year ago and finally got around to reading the other two, almost finished with book 3. If you like the first reckon you will like the others.

It's good turn off your brain fantasy fare. There is nothing super deep here but the characters are interesting, action is fun and the world and plot interesting enough to keep you invested.

I will say though the more I read the more I start looking forward to the Glokta section and the others feel like filler in between the good parts. He really is the most interesting of the characters in the series and makes the others seem bland in comparison.
I agree with you on the Glokta chapters. One of the things that makes them enjoyable, I believe, is that their pacing is slower and more about his internal thoughts and planning than the other characters.

I noticed while reading that Blade Itself is a very "moving" book in a literal sense. It is very rare for the characters to be in one location for the entire chapter. Usually there are scenes of how they go to a location, explore or leave from one. Logen's introduction has him fleeing the Shanka, we meet Glokta while he is climbing up the stairs and Jezel has to jump up from his card game to run to fencing practice.

I enjoyed the chapters from the Dogmen and his crew as well. They feel like what I was missing from The Black Company.
 
I found Abercrombie a disappointing read. Too modern for my tastes in fantasy, too slow and failing to catch my attention. Didn't bother with the rest of the series.
Also, I've gone through the five Osprey publishing's books on "Modern African Wars" (Rhodesia 1965-1980, Angola and Mozambique 1961-1974, South-West Africa, Congo 1960-2002, Nigeria-Biafra 1967-1970).
The books, despite being like 50 pages each for low intensity and generally simple wars, feel too short and surface level, in large part because they have too many images and focus too much on equipment and uniforms, to unnecessary levels. The only one in which the uniform and gun autism felt justified was the Nigeria-Biafra since gun smuggling was so important in that war and arguably doomed the Biafran independence movement, which, had it been adequately armed and supplied, might have managed. I will certainly re-visit Cold War African conflicts since they're so intriguing and amusing, but I doubt I'll read much more by Osprey, since it feels like it's aimed at re-enactors rather than at audiences interested in history, which I feel is a massive shame.
But, I did find an utter gem in one of the books:
Other armoured vehicles were home-made, basically trucks with plating added; the armour added too much weight, causing them to break down often as their engines overheated. One of these improvised armoured cars, named 'Genocide', was a monster which caused panic amongst the Nigerian ranks until it broke down; it had to stop at least every 30 minutes to allow the engine to cool, which was inconvenient in the middle of a battle.
 
Courtesy of Wolfpack Publishing, an e-book collection of four novels by Gordon Shirreffs, author of hardboiled action historical fiction, steeped in detail about the landscapes and the period, about the misadventures of Dave Hunter, a treasure hunter in the late 19th century and his partner Ash Mawson. In the first novel Hell's Forty Acres, it's the late 1870s and Hunter, a loner who's worn several hats over the years, from Union Army sharpshooter to buffalo hunter to civilian scout for the Army, has spent the past seven years searching for tresure throughout the Southwest and Mexico. Said sharpshooting skills and his pride and joy, his Sharps 1874 .45-90 rifle nicknamed "Old Satan", have come in handy for him as his search has taken him into hostile, remote territories prowled by various Indian raiders, American outlaws and bandidos. He's earned the nickname "El Buscadero" aka "The Searcher" or "The Seeker". He's spent the past few years tracking down a legendary (and some would say cursed) lost silver mine but, when he actually finds the canyon it's located in a remote spot in Arizona, the question is "now what?"

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He ends up saving a rider from Paiute hostiles, and she turns out to be one Lily Duryea, on the run from her slick, shady husband. She also expresses an interest in investing in Hunter's canyon, as she reveals she's wearing a money belt full of cash. Said husband shows up and starts nosing about with his henchmen, and a murderous half-Paiute "guide", exiled from his mother's tribe for a horrific crime. Also attempting to horn in is Ash Mawson, the lawman of the nearest settlement, the mining camp of Chloride, and a man who knows a lot about precious metals and how to find them.

The following novels have Hunter and Mawson teaming up again for treasure hunts. In Maximilian's Gold, they become involved in the hunt for the lost treasure of Emperor Maximilian I of Mexico, that loyalists attempted to smuggle out in 1867 to keep out of the hands of the forces of Benito Juarez. Wagonloads of treasure, gold, silver, bullion, coins, jewels. So far, it was never found. A deal Mawson made pulls both him and Hunter into the search, complicated by gunrunners and rebels.

In The Walking Sands, while working as bounty hunters, have caught an escapee from the Yuma Territorial Prison. The Irish-Yaqui rogue Jack Spade aka Juan Espada aka "Jack of Spades" escapes, but they recapture him after finding what's left of his fellow escapee, one Juan Valencia, a scholarly man, hardly the sort you'd expect to end up in Yuma Prison...dehyrdated and near death, but he has a fantastic gold cross in his possession. Soon they find out Valencia may have been a Jesuit or defrocked priest, who had found clues to a fantastic lost fortune, that somewhere in the Gran Desierto de Altar was a lost Jesuit mission, where the religious order may have horded some of their riches before King Carlos III of Spain ordered all Jesuits expelled from Mexico in 1767. Awfully convenient, the duo think, that such a man had been imprisoned in Yuma Pen, with Espada, a man who knows the territory. They were allowed to escape by interested parties, but Spade messed up the deal by not delivering his charge to the people who arranged this all...

In Devil's Dance Floor, Hunter cussed out Mawson for blowing through their recent earnings in a Tucson gambling den, to follow up on rumors of a gold and silver crown that had once rested on the head of a statue of the Virgin Mary, supposedly hidden away by a cult of the faithful years before, a statue with supposed miraculous healing qualities. The search leads to the partners being separated for a while, and meeting again, on the way to a remote village. The treasure hunters end up treasure protectors, defending the village of Solitario and it's secret from the small private army of El Coronel, a brutal American mercenary turned outlaw, riding herd over a mixed band of Mexicans and ex-Confederates, all thieves, rapists, killers and pistoleros.
 
I (finally) found a copy of the last The Culture book by Iain M. Banks. It's a nice American 1st-edition, excellent condition with just a stray marker spot on the bottom. I look forward to enjoying it. After I finish this the only sci-fi book of his I have left to read will be Feersum Endjinn (and possibly Transition, which isn't necessarily SF but was published under his Sci-fi monikor?). I'm also finishing up the 3rd Abarat book by Clive Barker, hopefully dude is working on the two last books right now.
After that I have some more sci-fi to finish. I've had the last book of the Galactic Milieu sitting by my bed for a long time (Magnificat) which I've been saving for an opportune moment. Julian May also worked on another series with Bradley and Norton called Black Trillium, of which I have only read the 1st book but I enjoyed it greatly. After I finish all this sci-fi/fantasy work I have some feminist-leaning literature and YA to get into - Herland, some Anne of Green Gables, Maia (god help me when I start that one, it's right at 1200 pages long), and some other stuff. More than enough to keep me busy until far into next year.
 
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