What Are Your Plans Now The Merge Is In Full Effect?

[A Logging Company]

With the likes of Sonichu, Sailor Moon, and Iron Man now joining in our dimension, do you have any special plans (like finding that special someone ) set aside, or anyone you are particularly eager to meet?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I'm going to become a Pokémon trainer by using Poke Balls from Da Merge to catch other people's pets. If you plan to challenge the Indigo League, expect me.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Bang a new anime girl every day, what about you, virgin?

Your waifu is going to turn you down just like the 3D girls do.

 

[Mal0]

I'm going to find Caillou and beat the shit out of him

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Bone the most attractive woman in your family, which is incidentally what I was planning to do before I knew "the merge" was a thing.

Your waifu is going to turn you down just like the 3D girls do.

She can turn him down all she wants, but it'll cease to matter once he gives her a case of the heart-eyes.

 

[Octavia]

Your waifu is going to turn you down just like the 3D girls do.

Oh no bro.... This isn't how Chris promised it would be.....

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

I'm going to become the protagonist of a harem anime, obviously.

 

[lurk_moar]

I will still continue to be a big, fat loser and study for my classes.

 

[Shokaract]

Take over as Mayor now that Chris is detained.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Worship Sonichu as the one true Goddess.
Inshallah

 

[heathercho]

Wait for the IRL SmurfInHand Smufling torture/snuff porn to hit the internet, then post in the thread about it.
Best fucking timeline.

 

[MrTroll]

Take advantage of the fact that age of consent laws don't apply to cartoon characters.

 

[Exuvia]

I'm going to start stretching in anticipation of Urdnot Wrex's arrival as my goddess-promised alien BF.

 

[The Spice boi]

My understanding is that we will merge with a cartoon counterpart if one does indeed exist for us, otherwise we get disintegrated.

If that's the case, then the only thing I can imagine happening to me is that I'm going to turn into a slav squatting addidas tracksuit wearing robot that hunts small African children for sport (don't ask why I know this)

So yeah, the future is looking pretty fucked for me right now

 

[mister meaner]

I'm going to find Caillou and beat the shit out of him

not if the cancer kills him first

 

[Maurice Caine]

I want to attend North High.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I'm going to get @sugarcummies to turn me into a magical girl.

This is good and all, but what about your amazing homemade pickles you're sharing with the farms? I can't be the only one hoping to see how those babies come out (and da merge shouldn't stop them for nothing!).

 

[Cup Noodle]

This is good and all, but what about your amazing homemade pickles you're sharing with the farms? I can't be the only one hoping to see how those babies come out (and da merge shouldn't stop them for nothing!).

You just reminded me to give them a turn. I mostly made that thread for my own enjoyment. I wasn't really planning on doing a follow up, but I will be sure to do so now. They should be ready to sample mid September. Hopefully by then I will be a magical girl and I can do the update in anime format. I'll even include the ecchi transformation scene before I do the taste test.