What body modifications should men avoid in order to not look like a retard?

[Quadratic chips]

In many cases of lolcows and SJW types, the men have these atrocious body modifications such as gauges, weird neck tattoos, ugly nigger earrings, nipple piercings, etc.

so on that note, what are body modifications that will make any man look like an effiminate faggot, and what are some that can add to your appearance in a good way, assuming you're not a faggot already?

Spoiler: Faggot examples

In addition, what mods will make you look like a tranny off the bat

 

[break these cuffs]

If you have to ask this, it's already too late. Post a selfie so we can laugh at how much of a faggot you are.

 

[CumDumpster]

Easy. Comsume more dairy (dry milk is best for longevity as it can't perish when dry [but can perish 3 days after reconstituting it, so be careful], also has less cholesterol). There's a reason why soyboys won't touch milk.
Also, it's faggy to have a "medical professional" chop off your own cock.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Piggy septum piercings

 

[Quadratic chips]

If you have to ask this, it's already too late. Post a selfie so we can laugh at how much of a faggot you are.

i'm trying to a find a common denominator with these types

Easy. Comsume more dairy (dry is best for longevity as it can't perish when dry [but can perish 3 days after reconstituting it, so be careful], also has less cholesterol). There's a reason why soyboys won't touch juice of the cow (Thanks for that word-filter, Josh).
Also, it's faggy to have a "medical professional" chop off your own cock.

interesting concept but i think you have the wrong thread

 

[Dysnomia]

Stay away from nipple rings if you don't want to look like an anal spelunker.

 

[Troonos]

All of them. Only retarded faggots get piercings.

 

[Creep3r]

All body mods are fucking retarded and repulsive.

 

[White bubblegum]

Piercings on men can be hot.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

It really depends on the guy. Some I've seen have complete tattoo sleeves and gauges and still manage beyond reason to look genuinely respectable. However, there are those who do that and look like complete druggy dumpster fires.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

All of them. Only retarded faggots get piercings.

Literally what I came here to say. I am a fucking Adonis and my awesome form needs no modification. If you feel like modifying your body just go ahead and get the words "I require CONSTANT attention" tattooed on your stupid forehead.

 

[Kirito]

Do whatever you want. Why do you care what others think?

 

[Joey Caruso]

Easy. Comsume more dairy (dry is best for longevity as it can't perish when dry [but can perish 3 days after reconstituting it, so be careful], also has less cholesterol). There's a reason why soyboys won't touch juice of the cow (Thanks for that word-filter, Josh).
Also, it's faggy to have a "medical professional" chop off your own cock.

You know the word filter's been disabled for a while now and you can say Milk with impunity, right?

 

[DumbDude42]

>What body modifications should men avoid in order to not look like a retard?

all of them

 

[The Pink Panther]

Straightened curly hair with glasses.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Is there a name for whatever body modification compelled you to create this thread, or have you always been retarded?

 

[Justtocheck]

Has no one mentioned permanent hair removal for men? I respect 'em.

I met literal half monkey and half human specimens out there. Their back, chest and belly had a thick fur layer. I've also seen some fucking furry necks and pubes. eeeeww. If a man wants to get them lasered, then I'm all for him.

 

[oldTireWater]

Hooks, peg legs, and maybe eye-patches are ok. Anything else and you're well into a different kind of pirate territory.