What can be done to get Null to calm the fuck down? - First post in Q&A - Please be nice

[Flaming Dumpster]

First it was the cheese, then it was raging at the DSP forum, now he's come for group DMs and stickers.

Doing retarded things to fuck with retarded people who are creating retarded drama to cause you to do retarded things is retarded.

I ask the most useless board on the website: What (if anything) can be done to get Null to chill out?

 

[Spud]

Feed him his pizza drenched in hollandaise sauce and bury him in a mountain of banana peppers

 

[Kerr Avon]

Tramadol and estradiol soaked tampons to bum himself with

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Scratch him under the chin and tell him he’s a good boy

 

[draggs]

Gib hims dat Beggin Strips

Dey tastes liek BACON

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Get his case accepted by the Supreme Court.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

What (if anything) can be done to get Null to chill out?

I think step one would be to stop making a big deal out of it and fanning the controversy by making more and more threads about it but maybe im just crazy

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

How about not acting like retards?

 

[Dick Mason]

Garbage in, garbage out. Look at his input: it's you and those like you! You all did this to him.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Null being involved with the site and trying to make it better instead of sitting back and ignoring problems is a good thing actually.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

MKGA (Make Kiwifarms Great Again) fundraiser to buy the site off of him (and fire all the janissaries)

 

[Product Placement]

Null was wrong about the DSP board, it is even more spergy then he said.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

A fat woman and some European cheese

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

rub his belly until he fills his diapy

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

rub his belly until he fills his diapy

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Pussy and a Philly cheesesteak

 

[I'm Retarded?]

MKGA (Make Kiwifarms Great Again) fundraiser to buy the site off of him (and fire all the janissaries)

after the horror of what happened to SomethingAwful, I say the site lives or dies with Null. if you want to improve on it, make your own shitty forum.

 

[MrTroll]

This man needs an emergency dose of delicious femboy cummies ASAP.

 

[break these cuffs]

Convince his octaroon waifu Britney Venti to marry him.

 

[Huh what?]

A lot of you guys haven't used a desktop computer in a long time and it shows.