What can I do to get Senpai to notice me?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

What’s the best way to get senpai’s attention? Serious answers only please, this is something I need to get resolved before the filler arc.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Let me guess we’re both simping over the same one.

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[eDove]

Who? @Null?

 

[Thomas Talus]

The orthodox answer is to crash into him with a slice of bread in your mouth.

 

[verygayFrogs]

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I don’t want to take it as a yes without proof firdt

 

[DeAtH]

How to get your senpai to notice you? Its quite obvious but every dude is different. Try and see what he thinks and see what he wants in life. Then become correlated with his mindset (I sound fucking weird) because the more relatable you are to someone, the higher of a chance he will notice you, I guess?

 

[Decepticon Spy]

What’s the best way to get senpai’s attention? Serious answers only please, this is something I need to get resolved before the filler arc.

Start posing as Sanguinius and lead the Blood Angels instead. The rotting skeleton will surely notice you.

 

[Justin d Tipp]

Wait till he goes to poop, then slide a lit pack of firecrackers under the door.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Senpai already noticed you. He said, "I wish that creepy sperg would stop fucking calling me Senpai."

 

[Miller]

Send him feet pics.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Facebook livestream yourself commiting an atrocity. You might get some extra bonus attention from others as well.

 

[Dysnomia]

You know that big titted slut that sits in front of you in math class? She wants your senpai! You have to kill her and cut off her head. Show the head to Senpai and he will definitely notice you.