What can I do to train myself to pee less?

[Gangstalker #32194]

Should I drink a lot of water to make sure that my bladder is super full all the time?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Just stop going. You'll just reabsorb it.

 

[DankSmoker]

Remove your prostate to make extra room for your bladder.

 

[Waifu Days]

You still pee? What a sheeple . . .

 

[Rungle]

Blatter extension surgery

 

[Kosher Dill]

If anyone asks, just say you're "squirting".