What cat activity do you enjoy participating in?

[make_it_so]

I claw my loved ones, infect them with toxoplasmosis, and piss everywhere.

Is that why your son was always so sick, and then you had to run to Rasputin for quack treatments?

 

[Tsar Nicky]

Is that why your son was always so sick, and then you had to run to Rasputin for quack treatments?

My son was sick because my wife was related to queen Victoria who had the recessive gene that can cause haemophilia and my son drew the short straw in that genetic lottery. The toxoplasmosis just makes people retarded cat ladies and causes people to be more likely to get into car accidents (I'm deadly serious. Look it up). Rasputin also helped my son because the dipshit doctors were giving him Aspirin, a blood thinner, and Rasputin's approach of no pills was preferable to Aspirin. It was the fatal virus of Communism that ultimately killed him. The doglike peasants did not understand the virtues of cat behaviour. No cat would ever follow the commands of Bolshevik rodents. A cat would kill a Bolshevik rodent for fun and present the rat corpse to his brethren as a sign of affection.