WHAT CAUSED THIS

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Glassshardballpit said:
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
If you really want to go the Islamic route, none of this would've happened because Bob would've been allowed to beat Barb into submission. Bob and Barb wouldn't leave Chris to go out drinking because alcohol is haram. Chris would not be allowed to watch cartoons like The Adventures of American Rabbit and MLP. Instead he would spend his days memorizing the Qu'ran and Hadiths. Sonic and Pokemon not allowed because it's idol worship. No babysitter incident because Barb would be at home all the time. Bob would eventually just get Chris into an arranged marriage with Megan, who would be wearing niqab and be a good, submissive muslim wife. Being asexual only adds to the her value. Chris then marries the other galpals like Blanca and PandaHalo. They have 12 kids. Instead of hoarding cats, they have a menagerie of animals like sheep and donkeys. No financhu crisis because charging of interest is haram. Chris doesn't need a job because they have the animals and a small subsistence farm.

So yes, refusing to submit before Allah and accept Muhammad (PBUH) as His messenger is what led to Chris Chan. God is Great. Death to America. Death to Israel. Curse ye hama upon the Jews. Victory to Islam!

There is not God but Allah, and the Bear is His Prophet.
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No, across all timeliness, he was always a rapist. He thinks he's descended from royalty, but he's just inherited the lineage of a botched abortion patented by Jack the Ripper and a 45 year old Brittish, toothless slag with VD.
 
No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
If you really want to go the Islamic route, none of this would've happened because Bob would've been allowed to beat Barb into submission. Bob and Barb wouldn't leave Chris to go out drinking because alcohol is haram. Chris would not be allowed to watch cartoons like The Adventures of American Rabbit and MLP. Instead he would spend his days memorizing the Qu'ran and Hadiths. Sonic and Pokemon not allowed because it's idol worship. No babysitter incident because Barb would be at home all the time. Bob would eventually just get Chris into an arranged marriage with Megan, who would be wearing niqab and be a good, submissive muslim wife. Being asexual only adds to the her value. Chris then marries the other galpals like Blanca and PandaHalo. They have 12 kids. Instead of hoarding cats, they have a menagerie of animals like sheep and donkeys. No financhu crisis because charging of interest is haram. Chris doesn't need a job because they have the animals and a small subsistence farm.

So yes, refusing to submit before Allah and accept Muhammad (PBUH) as His messenger is what led to Chris Chan. God is Great. Death to America. Death to Israel. Curse ye hama upon the Jews. Victory to Islam!

There is not God but Allah, and the Bear is His Prophet.
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OK I'm gonna run with this. Realistically Chris will only have one wife. The Chandlers were secure but not wealthy enough for Chris to have three wives. Blanca and PandaHalo are not fucking real, and their actors live far away so they're not even an option. Chris would probably not be able to get married to Megan since her family would have someone better in mind. Sarah Hammer is right out.

Wallflower is a possibility, depending on what the families could arrange. The more difficult the daughter the more likely they'll foist her off on Chris. Basically you'd demand a high bride price from the Chandlers because Chris is not going to bring anything to the table for your family. If you have a lot of daughters to marry off you'd ask for a hefty sum and send your least-likely one to the Chandlers.

Hambeast's parents would be heavily lobbying the Chandlers for a marriage, however. They might reluctantly agree because in CWCistan David is still loyal to Bob and is already carrying on the Chandler name and they just might write off Chris with Hambeast as a dead branch.

Of course in CWCistan Chris might have never happened at all, since Barb might have been stoned to death for being a harlot before she even met Bob.

EDIT: To be more specific, in Islamic societies there are two kinds of bride price. Their is the Quranic "mahr", which belongs to the bride and can be thought of as alimony. It can be either given up front or deferred, usually a mixture of both. This is for the care of the bride. If a poor family just wants to stop having to pay for their daughter, mahr might be enough. It ensures that if the husband dies, divorces her unilaterally ("talaq"), or abuses her in the presence of enough male witnesses that she can request a divorce with cause ("tafriq"), she will still be taken care of. In the case of Chris they would probably demand that most of the mahr be given up front since Chris' earning potential is not great.

The other kind of bride price is paid to the family of the daughter. This has no Quranic name but is still generally accepted in Islamic societies and has local names in whatever the local language is. This price would be based on how good a bride the daughter is and how badly the family needed to offload the burden of their daughter. Marrying Megan off to Chris would have had a significant bride price in addition to a mahr, possibly one the Chandlers could not afford.

Basically the mahr is a given, and must be higher up front based on the prospects of the husband. The bride price is more of a free-market issue based on how much people are willing to pay and how advantageous socially the marriage is for the daughter's family. Since the Chandlers offer little social value, and Chris -- even a Chris made responsible by more strict upbringing -- has little potential for future income, a family would mostly offer a wife that had little bride price value and they just needed so secure a sufficient mahr for. Someone like Megan would require a large bride price in addition to a large up front mahr.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T1rkbWbZXXQ




No, across all timeliness, he was always a rapist. He thinks he's descended from royalty, but he's just inherited the lineage of a botched abortion patented by Jack the Ripper and a 45 year old Brittish, toothless slag with VD.
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HEY FOOTBALL HEAD!

"Her husband abandoned her the moment he saw the baby. He said he does not give back to monsters, and she should take that baby to the devil, where she got it from".
That's some of the blackest shit I've ever heard. Reminds me of my father Hussein running back to Kenya.
 
No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
If you really want to go the Islamic route, none of this would've happened because Bob would've been allowed to beat Barb into submission. Bob and Barb wouldn't leave Chris to go out drinking because alcohol is haram. Chris would not be allowed to watch cartoons like The Adventures of American Rabbit and MLP. Instead he would spend his days memorizing the Qu'ran and Hadiths. Sonic and Pokemon not allowed because it's idol worship. No babysitter incident because Barb would be at home all the time. Bob would eventually just get Chris into an arranged marriage with Megan, who would be wearing niqab and be a good, submissive muslim wife. Being asexual only adds to the her value. Chris then marries the other galpals like Blanca and PandaHalo. They have 12 kids. Instead of hoarding cats, they have a menagerie of animals like sheep and donkeys. No financhu crisis because charging of interest is haram. Chris doesn't need a job because they have the animals and a small subsistence farm.

So yes, refusing to submit before Allah and accept Muhammad (PBUH) as His messenger is what led to Chris Chan. God is Great. Death to America. Death to Israel. Curse ye hama upon the Jews. Victory to Islam!

There is not God but Allah, and the Bear is His Prophet.
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Mashallah brother. May the apostates of the Far East find clarity and cast away their decadence.

 
A Money Creature said:
the same way it began- autism
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I know a few autistic people; being on the spectrum myself; I had no intention of finger fucking my mum.
Not excusing Chris for his actions and not being a PC hero. But years on years of emotional manipulation, trolling and toyed with definitely wouldn’t have been “helpful” leading up towards his actions. Also; I’ve been looking over a lot about Mr Chandler and this video certainly does raise some suspicions; dating back 10 years ago.. Why was nobody concerned or sort of had some insight that there may have been some sort of incest relation between Barb & Chris? Video Here

Toying with somebody on an emotional level can cause higher problems on a mental health scale.
Regardless; he did what he did and punishment needs to be sought. I’m still a bit edgy about that video, though.
 
Thatz Sp0OkYBro said:
I know a few autistic people; being on the spectrum myself; I had no intention of finger fucking my mum.
Not excusing Chris for his actions and not being a PC hero. But years on years of emotional manipulation, trolling and toyed with definitely wouldn’t have been “helpful” leading up towards his actions. Also; I’ve been looking over a lot about Mr Chandler and this video certainly does raise some suspicions; dating back 10 years ago.. Why was nobody concerned or sort of had some insight that there may have been some sort of incest relation between Barb & Chris? Video Here

Toying with somebody on an emotional level can cause higher problems on a mental health scale.
Regardless; he did what he did and punishment needs to be sought. I’m still a bit edgy about that video, though.
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It's not really a crime to spoon someone (yes even an immediate family member, even though it is pretty damn creepy). And most of the incest nods here and there were always seen as sort of cruel jokes made at Chris, no one actually thought about Chris doing his mother on that level (in fact during the older days of trolling, telling Chris that the only person he could fuck was his mom would have made you look like an a-log).
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
It's not really a crime to spoon someone (yes even an immediate family member, even though it is pretty damn creepy). And most of the incest nods here and there were always seen as sort of cruel jokes made at Chris, no one actually thought about Chris doing his mother on that level (in fact during the older days of trolling, telling Chris that the only person he could fuck was his mom would have made you look like an a-log).
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All I’m saying is that; it was a clear warning sign and should be taken into account that this could have been going on for some time now. Regardless; we all have said it to somebody at some point either on the playground as children or in MW2 lobbies to stir somebody up, it’s beneath or on par with the most common tier of trolling; shit, my slow best friend is 23 and still thinks it’s a valid insult when we play online together (Still love him tho). I don’t think anybody expected Chris to actually have sexual relations with his mother; but call me an idiot, but it very much might have opened up a different perspective on the whole scenario (nonetheless still filthy). The truth really is, regardless of how many hours of research and so on, nobody will ever really know what happened in that house beside Chris.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
Janke getting completely exposed though has probably scared a lot of them away for attempting to ever plan something like this again.
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lol Dylon Winfield Winfield and Ellen Underwood Willis beg to differ. it's amazing the things people will do for that Internet clout. both of those brilliant individuals took their shit down pretty quickly when they weren't getting the response that they desired though, too bad it's forever
 
No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
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HEY FOOTBALL HEAD!

"Her husband abandoned her the moment he saw the baby. He said he does not give back to monsters, and she should take that baby to the devil, where she got it from".
That's some of the blackest shit I've ever heard. Reminds me of my father Hussein running back to Kenya.
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The baby deadass looks like if Arnold and Gerald did a fusion dance together.
 
Re what caused this, ie where the fault is: Whoever dropped the ball on barb being cared for has some fault, doctors? Adult protective services? Neighbors? Society? Social alienation in America in the whatever century this is lol. 21st right? Because we have two people living together who both have mental conditions and there is no intervention anywhere to stop that. Until there was. So that makes it nobodies fault but nature/God/People falling through cracks everywhere, etc. it’s a very big world and hard to manage them all.

But really it’s Bob. Bob did not make sure his family would be provided for after he died and also cared for by somebody somewhere. He took barb as his wife and spawned Chris. A man used to have certain responsibilities he took care of and when he doesn’t, you get this.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T1rkbWbZXXQ




No, across all timeliness, he was always a rapist. He thinks he's descended from royalty, but he's just inherited the lineage of a botched abortion patented by Jack the Ripper and a 45 year old Brittish, toothless slag with VD.
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That's a sad video. It looks like the child is in constant pain. I've heard of similar deformities in the children and grandchildren of Vietnamese people exposed to Agent Orange, so I wonder if the mother was exposed to some chemically similar herbicide.
 
Thumbsballs said:
Re what caused this, ie where the fault is: Whoever dropped the ball on barb being cared for has some fault, doctors? Adult protective services? Neighbors? Society? Social alienation in America in the whatever century this is lol. 21st right? Because we have two people living together who both have mental conditions and there is no intervention anywhere to stop that. Until there was. So that makes it nobodies fault but nature/God/People falling through cracks everywhere, etc. it’s a very big world and hard to manage them all.

But really it’s Bob. Bob did not make sure his family would be provided for after he died and also cared for by somebody somewhere. He took barb as his wife and spawned Chris. A man used to have certain responsibilities he took care of and when he doesn’t, you get this.
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Bob left her with a paid off house and plenty of money. She and Chris blew it on lawyers and toys.
 
D_Tractor said:
Bob left her with a paid off house and plenty of money. She and Chris blew it on lawyers and toys.
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Bob is the only one in the family that was ever even remotely sane.

Barb was always a nasty Jerry-Springer-esque white trash whore.

She promptly wasted all the money Bob left her on an overpriced lawyer just so they could plead guilty, which they could have done with a public defender for free.
 
Aegeus said:
Bob is the only one in the family that was ever even remotely sane.

Barb was always a nasty Jerry-Springer-esque white trash whore.

She promptly wasted all the money Bob left her on an overpriced lawyer just so they could plead guilty, which they could have done with a public defender for free.
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Chris was hoping they would win and be vindicated with the expensive lawyer and get something out of it until it hit them
 
Thumbsballs said:
Re what caused this, ie where the fault is: Whoever dropped the ball on barb being cared for has some fault, doctors? Adult protective services? Neighbors? Society? Social alienation in America in the whatever century this is lol. 21st right? Because we have two people living together who both have mental conditions and there is no intervention anywhere to stop that. Until there was. So that makes it nobodies fault but nature/God/People falling through cracks everywhere, etc. it’s a very big world and hard to manage them all.

But really it’s Bob. Bob did not make sure his family would be provided for after he died and also cared for by somebody somewhere. He took barb as his wife and spawned Chris. A man used to have certain responsibilities he took care of and when he doesn’t, you get this.
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I think a lot of that has to do with some of the Reagan era shenanigans of closing the loony bins. The gist of the issue is you can't just strip people's rights and freedoms away cause theyre weird. They can be homeless drug addicted maniacs, but their rights shall not be infringed.

I do agree that Bob was too lazy to be bothered with cleaning shit up. Although I do think the window was small. Chris' saga is long, but people forget there was a few years early on in 2009 and 2010ish where it wasn't beyond reason that Chris could pull himself out of his bad habits and be a normal person. Bob died in 2011, and once the Tomgirl shit happened that was the first real sign "this shit is gonna end in tragedy"
 
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