WHAT CAUSED THIS

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I'm saying this very late, but for me CWC being a literal motherfucker was not that much of a surprise, the impact it had in normie internet is the most shocking part.
He already said things with incestuous undertones as far as 2014, maybe even before.
For how long did his mom suffer this horrifying karmic punishment for being in general a shitty person?
 
Pointless Sperg said:
If Chris' parents had purchased him a wife from southeast asia or central america to be his heartsweet and bear his children, he still would have been a tard but he would not have drawn himself raping people and magical pokemon torturing each other, shoved shit up his ass, become a troon, carved a pussy into his taint, declared himself a goddess, and fucked his mom. Call this islamic content, but this has been the solution in societies the world over. If you have a fucked up son you work out a deal for him to have a wife so he doesn't become something worse. There's something about being a husband and father that makes people less fucked up.
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Husbands and fathers have responsibility, something that Bob tried to teach Chris, but never really stuck. I can imagine an alternate timeline where Chris has an arranged marriage and becomes the house husband that he's always wanted to be.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
Husbands and fathers have responsibility, something that Bob tried to teach Chris, but never really stuck. I can imagine an alternate timeline where Chris has an arranged marriage and becomes the house husband that he's always wanted to be.
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It would give him an outlet! Other than his moms vagina! I do think that would have helped.
 
I sympathise with Bobs approach. It was more naivety than ill intent that caused things to go wrong. He thought urging Chris towards a normal life, paying for his gal pals to stick around would be a positive influence and perhaps resolve aspects of his autism. Chris was always a slow in the head. He was never going to adjust to normality through mere exposure.

He needed discipline and boundaries from somebody who understood the extent of his condition. He was never sufficiently managed. It’d be like leaving a six year old alone in a big house for a month and saying ‘do what you like’, the chances are they’ll be eating candy for breakfast and burning the place down sooner or later.
 
Bob should’ve cut down the Internet when he had the chance.

But for real things could've turned out a lot differently if Borb realized that special ed was not the death sentence for Chris that they first assumed.
 
Probably the fact that he's a disgusting perverted freak and was from the start, combined with the fact that he wanted to punish Barb like the god he is.

Maybe he got to this point of depravity by doing one thing after another for attention (such as pretending to believe in the merge) and so damaged his mind beyond repair, but probably not.
 
Yankot said:
Probably the fact that he's a disgusting perverted freak and was from the start, combined with the fact that he wanted to punish Barb like the god he is.

Maybe he got to this point of depravity by doing one thing after another for attention (such as pretending to believe in the merge) and so damaged his mind beyond repair, but probably not.
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That's the n00b approach to chris. what caused chris to behave the way he does now is actually a very complicated knot to untangle.

First you have Bob and Barb's neglect, combined with Barb probably drinking while pregnant, Barb spoiling him with toys and fostering his massive bloated ego, Bob thinking special education was straitjackets and electroshock therapy, the supposedly abusive babysitter, people picking on him at the Game Place because he was a loud, obnoxious shit that threw tantrums because he lost to 10 year olds. There's also how his parents lived (hoarding), how they didn't discipline him, and their age comes into play for sure. Then there's Megan and Sarah Hammer who were the first 'loves' that chris had pre-trolling. Bob paid girls to protect chris and be his friends in highschool, meaning his gal pals were just hired babysitters. Barb giving up and washing his dirty crapped briefs because chris wouldn't stop shitting his pants.

I feel like I'm leaving a lot of stuff out of chris's early years, but from what I posted you should be able to see its like a perfect storm for crafting a lolcow. Chris's IQ is half way between retarded and normal, meaning he's dumb but not so dumb he couldn't work a low-end job and drive. He's got the entitlement issues of a middle aged wine chugging Karen combined with a messiah complex. Even in the early years he thought he was the center of the universe. People have tried to help him, either through spelling it out as bluntly as possible and through tough love trolling but none of it took with chris. He's right at that perfect level of obliviousness that will keep him making life-ruining mistakes forever.
 
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Brocken Jr. said:
That's the n00b approach to chris. what caused chris to behave the way he does now is actually a very complicated knot to untangle.

First you have Bob and Barb's neglect, combined with Barb probably drinking while pregnant, Barb spoiling him with toys and fostering his massive bloated ego, Bob thinking special education was straitjackets and electroshock therapy, the supposedly abusive babysitter, people picking on him at the Game Place because he was a loud, obnoxious shit that threw tantrums because he lost to 10 year olds. There's also how his parents lived (hoarding), how they didn't discipline him, and their age comes into play for sure. Then there's Megan and Sarah Hammer who were the first 'loves' that chris had pre-trolling. Bob paid girls to protect chris and be his friends in highschool, meaning his gal pals were just hired babysitters. Barb giving up and washing his dirty crapped briefs because chris wouldn't stop shitting his pants.

I feel like I'm leaving a lot of stuff out of chris's early years, but from what I posted you should be able to see its like a perfect storm for crafting a lolcow. Chris's IQ is half way between retarded and normal, meaning he's dumb but not so dumb he couldn't work a low-end job and drive. He's got the entitlement issues of a middle aged wine chugging Karen combined with a messiah complex. Even in the early years he thought he was the center of the universe. People have tried to help him, either through spelling it out as bluntly as possible and through tough love trolling but none of it took with chris. He's right at that perfect level of obliviousness that will keep him making life-ruining mistakes forever.
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I just wanna read shitposting about insmest gawdesses from the microwave dimension starring Lou Diamond Phillips and Master Blaster does it really have to be that complicated
 
Chris was always fucked up, but it seems that his neo-hippie ideas started when he trooned out and frequented a local troon club. Anyone remember the name of that place? Chris mentioned it a couple of times, but then eventually stopped. Around the same time he started to get into esoteric shit like meditation and bineural beats.
Effectively, he's been living a techno-/Goa-fiend lifestyle sans the hard drugs for quite a while now and i suspect it started with that troon place and Chris starting to "go out".
 
Daddy O'Shaughnessy said:
Chris was always fucked up, but it seems that his neo-hippie ideas started when he trooned out and frequented a local troon club. Anyone remember the name of that place? Chris mentioned it a couple of times, but then eventually stopped. Around the same time he started to get into esoteric shit like meditation and bineural beats.
Effectively, he's been living a techno-/Goa-fiend lifestyle sans the hard drugs for quite a while now and i suspect it started with that troon place and Chris starting to "go out".
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I'm surprised Chris didn't do more marijuana. Yeah, all those troon places really influenced Chris; they actually accepted him because they embrace the strange. It was a good timing for Chris, but at the same time, he was still looking for a boyfriend-free girl.
 
There's no one "thing" or incident that turned Chris into what he is now. Two things have always been true about Chris;

1. He uses media and his fantasies to escape aspects of reality that he doesn't like

2. He will always prioritize immediate gains regardless of the long term consequences

If you combine those two elements it was inevitable that his life would get worse and that he would need to rely more and more on his fantasy worlds. Chris hasn't "gone crazy"; he's just playing pretend the same way he always has. The only difference is he's having to play pretend 24/7 because his life is utter shit.
 
Daddy O'Shaughnessy said:
Chris was always fucked up, but it seems that his neo-hippie ideas started when he trooned out and frequented a local troon club. Anyone remember the name of that place? Chris mentioned it a couple of times, but then eventually stopped. Around the same time he started to get into esoteric shit like meditation and bineural beats.
Effectively, he's been living a techno-/Goa-fiend lifestyle sans the hard drugs for quite a while now and i suspect it started with that troon place and Chris starting to "go out".
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Impulse Gay Social Club. It's closed now, but was open when Chris was going. That is one of the bigger mysteries in recent Chris memory, why he stopped going. It seemed like he was having a blast, tarding out with praise and "tips" for the drag queens, taking belly dancing lessons, hanging out there a lot, then it all just stopped one day.

It probably isn't a mystery since we all know Chris can't keep his hands to himself. The one account we have from a witness said that Chris was trying to creep on lesbian girls.
 
omori said:
Bob should’ve cut down the Internet when he had the chance.
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For real, you would think that by the time Bob walked in on Chris masturbating in the kitchen because he thought that he was cybering with his sweetheart, that would've been the straw that broke the camel's back and Bob would've called his ISP and canceled their service since it was clear as day that his mongoloid 27 year old son could not be left to use the internet unsupervised.
 
Broseph said:
it was clear as day that his mongoloid 27 year old son could not be left to use the internet unsupervised.
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The only thing Bob and Barb cared about would be that their tard son would stay in his room and leave them alone. If they cut off the web access, they would have to deal with him getting in their face much more often.

They knew Chris was getting humiliated, and his mind was getting fucked, but they didn't care at all. They were just happy that he stayed in his room, and they didn't have to listen to him talk their ear off about his utterly retarded Sonichu garbage.
 
Broseph said:
For real, you would think that by the time Bob walked in on Chris masturbating in the kitchen because he thought that he was cybering with his sweetheart, that would've been the straw that broke the camel's back and Bob would've called his ISP and canceled their service since it was clear as day that his mongoloid 27 year old son could not be left to use the internet unsupervised.
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I mean, it is tempting to blame the internet and it certainly couldn't have helped. But when I think about it, if everything else was more or less the same, I still think the only way it could've ended was pretty much this. Deeply fucked up reclusive people, a son and mother who get way too close, perverted behavior on the part of the son (inappropriate tard horniness, stealing his mom's underwear to wank in) escalating into incest after years of brain rot from only having each other and increasingly intense religious delusions for company... could have easily happened in 1925, the internet just added a new flavor of autism to a common enough story. Hell, this is almost exactly the kind of thing Adult Protective Services was invented to try and prevent, and that shit didn't even exist until the 70s.

tl;dr if Chris was adopted by birth by normal people or even just Barb kicked the bucket in childbirth, Chris still would've been a pickled egg but it might've been marginally better.
 
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