What character do you like to play in Smash Bros Melee? - Ultimate niggers can go cope in the Switch thread

[TroonsDid911]

Well who do you main? Are you a dime-a-dozen troon who mains Fox / Falco and sucks? A sadist who mains Ice Climbers? Are you a Ness player desperately in denial about how shit the character is? Are you a wannabe giga-chad who wants to be the next Amsa but can't figure out Yoshi is just meant for another tier of player?

By the way this is Smash Bros Melee only. I will tolerate Smash 64 players because they are OG but anything after Melee is niggerlicious.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Samus

Fellow Samus enjoyer, based

 

[Jinn in the phone]

Marth, link and mr. GamenWatch are GOAT

 

[Grub]

Pikachu and Samus mostly. Sometimes Yoshi because I thought it was funny egg shitting people off the edge.

 

[Moths]

yoshi was a fun character
but kirby, pikachu and jigglypuff are always favourites, also Dr Mario because pills

 

[Tablet County]

None, I'm not a child predator.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Dr. Doak