What characters do you think would post on here if they were real?

[Oats12345]

I'll go first for me it would be

Hank Hill, Jethro Gibbs, John Locke, Ron Swanson and Tony Stark.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

The Joker but he'd get immediately banned for fedposting.

 

[Blouie]

Definitely Dale Gribble

 

[Coelacanth]

Spamton G. Spamton. Dude would've seen so much fucked up art and sjw landwhales screeching about their retarded headcannons of him he'd come here to point and laugh at them.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Rick Sanchez and Boyd Crowder

 

[Table Country]

Null would secretly be The Laughing Man.
Murderface would get a pink triangle and a thousand page "debate user" thread a-la boxershorts.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Charlie from Smiling Friends

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Saitou Megumi from That's My Atypical Girl(unofficially called Asper Girl) would post here and get halal'd within a few months. She'd spend a lot of time using her weaponized autism to dox people. The halal would be over a rant about dogs and how much she wants to kick them.

She'll either attempt to sue the site over the thread or come in to say she's sorry for kicking dogs. Depends on if her slightly less autistic boyfriend intervenes.

 

[s0mbra]

I mean...

 

[25155f8d3c8d]

Al Sneed obviously.

 

[Apochrypha]

Charlie from Smiling Friends

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I think Glep would also. What else does he do on his phone all day

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Azula shitposting of the NWO shit, Asami trying to bait, Tsukumo (the weeb lad from Judgment & Lost Judgment)...
i don't remember more examples.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Doom guy would fed post about demons all day.

 

[Chao Garden]

L from death note

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Ariel from The Little Mermaid after finding out Disney turned her into a nigger.

 

[Mulva69]

Spider Jerusalem maybe?

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

George Costanza, who given time would have a board on him and whose persona would be considered strong enough to replace the almighty A-Log in cow terminology.

 

[King of the Chimps]

If the mercs from TF2 were real I'm positive they'd each have their own thread and the Scout would be the one to create an account here and try to defend himself

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

Dr. Eggman. He'd have a hateboner for Chris Chan's obsession with Sonic and shit up threads with alogging

 

[Grub]