What characters do you think would post on here if they were real?

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Uncle Ruckus. He would probably choose a username referencing violence and burning things.

 

[Saturnine]

Frank Reynolds from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

 

[Dysnomia]

Hyde from That 70s Show. I try to separate the character from Danny Masterson. As long as I don't watch the show and see his face I can do it.

 

[Meat Target]

Statler and Waldorf

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

dennis reynolds would get halal'd after two months and then spiral out of control

Frank Reynolds from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

frank would then post everything about dennis and give zero fucks

 

[Museum Burning Rioter]

ren from ren and stimpy
there'll be a dedicated soldier that just gives each one of his comments an autistic reaction

 

[Combat Wombat]

Jimmy neutron definitely is an active user of the Farms

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Null would secretly be The Laughing Man.

You probably mean

But I'm going to assume you mean

Because we all know how big of a weeb Null is.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Eric Cartman from South Park.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Rorschach from The Watchmen, he'd be the ultimate A-log because he'd use people's dox to show up and beat them to death for being "degenerate scum".

 

[Oats12345]

Eric Cartman from South Park.

I could definitely see Eric Cartman getting a true and honest sticker

 

[Naoto]

Travis from Taxi Driver

 

[Flatline]

 

[Crex Crex]

If the mercs from TF2 were real I'm positive they'd each have their own thread and the Scout would be the one to create an account here and try to defend himself

Medic would most definitely browse the troon surgery threads for "inspiration".

 

[Autistic Monkey]

Elliot Alderson from Mr. Robot would be like the best doxxer here and at the same time the sites biggest skitzo.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The characters from Bloom County

But more so, the penguin:

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Several of the Decepticons. Admit it.

 

[Oats12345]

Let's be real everyone the Firefly family would all be posters on here if they were real

 

[Hepativore]

Handsome Jack of course...

Then half of the characters from Regular Show would be on here as well, particularly Mordecai and Rigby who would be slacking off on the Farms when they should be working.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

Definitely Dale Gribble

"I have been meticulously cataloging & uploading all of the embarrassing failures of our neighbor Bill for the past ten years. In exchange for this information I have received counter-correspondence from internet field agents, or 'kiwis', detailing the lives of other bizarre & unflattering individuals that I will likely never meet. While this trade-off may seem like a pointless waste of time to you, don't come crying to me when you need to figure out how to convince a horrifically-obese person with autism to not shoot up his local grocery store. ... Granted the information they provide is from the perspective of somebody from New Zealand so I'm not entirely sure how useful it'll be around here."