What classic family-friendly franchise would be improved by adding a random rape scene?

[gamerweeb1]

It's happened to Star Wars, so what other classic franchises for children would benefit from some gratuitous rape scenes?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Berserk.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Milo & Otis

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Little house on the prairie

 

[We Are The Witches]

For some reason I read this as a "random ape" scene, where a couple of apes would be screeching and fighting out of nowhere.

 

[Haloperidol]

For some reason I read this as a "random ape" scene, where a couple of apes would be screeching and fighting out of nowhere.

If you live in the city this is standard, they’re in the audience though.

 

[We Are The Witches]

If you live in the city this is standard, they’re in the audience though.

I heard that was the case for the Minecraft movie.

 

[GratsTheat783]

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, the weird 3D animated one my grandmother gifted me when I was younger. I would watch it every night, even past Christmas.

 

[Pious&Platonic]

very telling which users are in this "joking about rape" thread

 

[Mound Dweller]

In terms of actual benefit to the purpose of the story I feel the future Elrond movie would be improved by not dancing around the obvious implications of BIG GREEN COCK.

 

[Marc]

very telling which users are in this "joking about rape" thread

I hope you're involved in the improvement of a classic, family-friendly franchise.

 

[Tablet County]

 

[DankSmoker]

Well what's your answer then, genius?! Probably Smurfs or something.

You mean what needs rape in it? I suppose that plot beat would give a Charles Bronson like resolve to The Peanuts movie.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Toy Story

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I heard that was the case for the Minecraft movie.

A Minecraft Movie would be better with a rape scene.

 

[rel=alternate]

I think the Franklin franchise could benefit from some rape.

You might know how to tie your shoes or count up to 10, but knowing how to deal with rape is just as important.

To stay in the family friendly theme, maybe we make it an episode about stranger danger and forgiveness where Mr Turtle rapes Bear.

It's important we teach our student about rape, and how to deal with it in a healthy way. Like a bummed knee or a bad grade.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

step by step

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

ilsa

 

[Marc]

To stay in the family friendly theme, maybe we make it an episode about stranger danger and forgiveness where Mr Turtle rapes Bear.

Thank goodness we have a proven template for a follow up scene in which Mr. Turtle patiently explains his actions to Franklin:

 

[rel=alternate]

Thank goodness we have a proven template for a follow up scene in which Mr. Turtle patiently explains his actions to Franklin:

This movie is so dark, but I fucking loved it. There is some true humor to be found in between the lines. And it's subtile enough that it's not offensive.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Thank goodness we have a proven template for a follow up scene in which Mr. Turtle patiently explains his actions to Franklin:

What the fuck am I watching