What common behaviour/social trend do you simply not understand? - Hating niggers excluded <3

[Captain Syrup]

I have always found those gaudy and off-putting. A chick can be pretty without clown paint.

Christ knows it's been said before, but women have no clue what men find attractive.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

This.

I can't stand how infantilized the West has become. It's not just dumbass useless zoomers with their stupid hair either; grown-ass middle aged people talk and behave like childish faggots, tattle-telling on everyone and everything while stomping their feet until they get their way and someone apologizes and someone gets cancelled.

Also, people who post "this" when they agree with something.

This.

Oh, and thirty and forty-something adults throwing full blown temper tantrums on social media over cartoons meant for preschoolers. Looking at you, Thomas and Friends "fandom".

Lastly, people who post "this" when they agree with something.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

This.

Oh, and thirty and forty-something adults throwing full blown temper tantrums on social media over cartoons meant for preschoolers. Looking at you, Thomas and Friends "fandom".

Lastly, people who post "this" when they agree with something.

This

 

[Orange Rhymer]

This.

Oh, and thirty and forty-something adults throwing full blown temper tantrums on social media over cartoons meant for preschoolers. Looking at you, Thomas and Friends "fandom".

Lastly, people who post "this" when they agree with something.

Sir Toppem Hatt does NOT approve.

"You are causing confusion and DELAY"

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Binging.

I just can't get behind going thru a whole series or game in such short periods to move to the next product. Entertainment feels better when you spread it out and let it settle.

Took me a moment to understand you weren't talking about the search engine.

My boomer mom does that with tv shows. She'll watch a 24-episode season in like two days. I constantly tell her just to watch one or two episodes a day because it's not going anywhere but it's like she can't deviate from her programming.

 

[Billy Beer]

Social media. I understood Myspace, and somewhat get Facebook, somewhat. But twitter, tiktok, instagram, pinterest, snapchat etc etc. I don't get it? What is the point?

Wanting to do video calls instead of meeting in person, texting or phoning. Fuck off, I don't want to see me seeing you on a shitty little screen. Meet in person, i want to interact and engage.

Skype (teams ?) Interviews. Any company that wants to do a skype interview, is not a company I will work for. For many, many reasons that i wont sperg about here, it is reetarded.

Costmetic surgery for anyone, let alone 20 year old girls getting botox and lip injections. You're the best you're ever going to look, don't flip the bird at nature just to worship the aethereal picture filter.

99% of what goes on nowadays goes over my head. Half because I don't want to understand it, and half because technology has gone from a helping hand, to a hinderence. But that's a sperg for another time.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Women with hands-free phones, cursing at the top of their lungs.

Why would you have a private conversation like that in public?

 

[turdburger]

Young people today, in particular how they think whining about climate change and lying in the road will make a difference to anything, the gender and pronoun shit they have to infest everything with, the white self-flagellating shit, their general entitled shit.

And the women with long fingernails some have already mentioned. I can only imagine the unhygienic material hidden by the layers of lacquer. If I haven't cut my nails recently, the sight of the grime that builds up under them makes me feel filthy. I would add to that women (or men) covered in excessive amounts of makeup. Not only do they look like rubberfaced clowns, but they leave brown skid marks on the sheets and on men's shirts and jackets. I'm not sure it's so much a current thing, as I don't recall Gen X women were much better taken as a whole back in the day. There have always been a lot of young women around covered with cack and with disgusting fingernails. Maybe the Boomers had it better.

 

[PaleTay]

The guys who are terrified of lifting anything with any resistance in the gym, where they've gone for years and they're lifting less weight/volume than the cardio bunnies do.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Worrying about what other people do who aren't even part of their community. I mean, if it's not illegal, not harming anyone, and doesn't fuck shit up for someone, who gives a shit?

What do I give a shit if some dude in Wisconsin tweets some stupid shit or put plastic pumpkins in a tree?

I don't understand why everyone wants to be that annoying fat spinster from church.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Social media. I understood Myspace, and somewhat get Facebook, somewhat. But twitter, tiktok, instagram, pinterest, snapchat etc etc. I don't get it? What is the point?

Wanting to do video calls instead of meeting in person, texting or phoning. Fuck off, I don't want to see me seeing you on a shitty little screen. Meet in person, i want to interact and engage.

Skype (teams ?) Interviews. Any company that wants to do a skype interview, is not a company I will work for. For many, many reasons that i wont sperg about here, it is reetarded.

Costmetic surgery for anyone, let alone 20 year old girls getting botox and lip injections. You're the best you're ever going to look, don't flip the bird at nature just to worship the aethereal picture filter.

99% of what goes on nowadays goes over my head. Half because I don't want to understand it, and half because technology has gone from a helping hand, to a hinderence. But that's a sperg for another time.

Some have their uses, for sure; but many of these platforms are simply outlets for narcissists and egomaniacs.

Twitter is a prime example. Ever since the beginning it only really had a viable model for people who were ALREADY famous/well-known, and could disseminate their opinions more frequently than in print, television, radio, etc. Your average nobody has nothing to say - so why fucking bother? I guess there's such a thing as having an account to follow your favourite people, but posting yourself? Reeks of fart-smelling and narcissism.

I have an IG which I use as a lifting journal, nothing else. If I wasn't a gym guy, I wouldn't see a use for it at all. Facebook has long since become a garbage fire whose only purpose is to spam you into oblivion with fifth-hand bullshit. They over-engineered their own platform until only sub-80 IQ retards still found it entertaining.

I legitimately cannot understand how Snapchat managed to take off. It's a messaging app, as far as I know, but doesn't even have the utility of preserving history.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Worrying about what other people do who aren't even part of their community. I mean, if it's not illegal, not harming anyone, and doesn't fuck shit up for someone, who gives a shit?

What do I give a shit if some dude in Wisconsin tweets some stupid shit or put plastic pumpkins in a tree?

I don't understand why everyone wants to be that annoying fat spinster from church.

Tattling is a result of an over-socialized generation that received too much attention.
Everyone on Youtube tattles on each other and DMCAs like bitches.

It's ironic that millennials constantly say "snitches get stitches"
when all they do is snitch on each other.

 

[Billy Beer]

Fucking smartapps for fucking everything. Yes, I am Mad At Real Life. To set my washing machine to a clean cycle, I have to download an app on my smartphone, set my washing machine to 'smartapp' on the dial, log in to the app, select clean cycle, enable NFC on my phone and then my washing machine does the clean.

Why is it so fucking arse backwards? (So the washing machine manufacturers can scour your data and sell it to marketers). It's a fucking washing machine.

Best of all, I only do a clean cycle once a month, but i can't remember my username because I swapped phones and there's no option to reset username!

I fucking hate always online connected fucking bullshit. Anything that requires me to use my phone to use a website to use it, can go fucking die in a fire.

Diablo 2 remake requires you to sign up to a website, then use your phone to authenticate who you are, to authenticate the website, to link to your Xbox profile so that you can play the game.

Fuck the future

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Fucking smartapps for fucking everything. Yes, I am Mad At Real Life. To set my washing machine to a clean cycle, I have to download an app on my smartphone, set my washing machine to 'smartapp' on the dial, log in to the app, select clean cycle, enable NFC on my phone and then my washing machine does the clean.

Why is it so fucking arse backwards? (So the washing machine manufacturers can scour your data and sell it to marketers). It's a fucking washing machine.

Best of all, I only do a clean cycle once a month, but i can't remember my username because I swapped phones and there's no option to reset username!

I fucking hate always online connected fucking bullshit. Anything that requires me to use my phone to use a website to use it, can go fucking die in a fire.

Diablo 2 remake requires you to sign up to a website, then use your phone to authenticate who you are, to authenticate the website, to link to your Xbox profile so that you can play the game.

Fuck the future

I used to share an apartment with a guy who loved this shit. He was mid-30s at the time, the archetypal 'please spy on me Google' bugman faggot who loved putting Google hubs and smart plugs in every single fucking room.

For a while he was seriously debating buying a 'smart' mattress, which cools and heats to accommodate natural body temperature fluctuations. Naturally, it had an app which you could sperg over too.

I fucking hate the people who ask for this shit.

 

[Billy Beer]

I used to share an apartment with a guy who loved this shit. He was mid-30s at the time, the archetypal 'please spy on me Google' bugman faggot who loved putting Google hubs and smart plugs in every single fucking room.

For a while he was seriously debating buying a 'smart' mattress, which cools and heats to accommodate natural body temperature fluctuations. Naturally, it had an app which you could sperg over too.

I fucking hate the people who ask for this shit.

The spying aspect, and letting Google/Amazon know everything about you is bad enough, but the biggest brain-scratcher for me is, How much of a fucking mong do you need to be, to have a voice assisted anything?

How fucking lazy and r3tarded to you need to be, to not use a fucking remote, or touch the object yourself?

"Hey look, I have an Amazon Alexa! Look how cool it is! Watch, watch...Alexa! Play radio! *radio plays* look how amazing it is. I don't care if Amazon spy on me, I now don't have to walk 2 ft to turn a radio on OR use my mobile phone!!!" - All of these people should be rounded up and put in homes for their own safety. They can't look after themselves.

One more gripe I'll chuck in is Wanker Watches (Smart watches), where people use their smart watch, to do things they would do on their phone, often while their phone is out, or worse, they have to look at their watch, that tells them to look at their phone. Just get your phone out you pretentious cunt. Pro Tip: Be VERY careful what you say around people with wanker watches, they can, and do, often use it to record conversations on the sly.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

The spying aspect, and letting Google/Amazon know everything about you is bad enough, but the biggest brain-scratcher for me is, How much of a fucking mong do you need to be, to have a voice assisted anything?

How fucking lazy and r3tarded to you need to be, to not use a fucking remote, or touch the object yourself?

"Hey look, I have an Amazon Alexa! Look how cool it is! Watch, watch...Alexa! Play radio! *radio plays* look how amazing it is. I don't care if Amazon spy on me, I now don't have to walk 2 ft to turn a radio on OR use my mobile phone!!!" - All of these people should be rounded up and put in homes for their own safety. They can't look after themselves.

One more gripe I'll chuck in is Wanker Watches (Smart watches), where people use their smart watch, to do things they would do on their phone, often while their phone is out, or worse, they have to look at their watch, that tells them to look at their phone. Just get your phone out you pretentious cunt. Pro Tip: Be VERY careful what you say around people with wanker watches, they can, and do, often use it to record conversations on the sly.

iRobot shit is similar.
I bought it. Still do, somewhere here. I justified them b/c of dogs/dog hair.
Fucking worthless.
15 minutes of maintenance every time you want to wipe a floor. When it breaks, fucking hours of tech work.
and you pay $300 for that crap. Plus batteries and charging. The batteries die.

mops and brooms trump that crap every time.

 

[Billy Beer]

iRobot shit is similar.
I bought it. Still do, somewhere here. I justified them b/c of dogs/dog hair.
Fucking worthless.
15 minutes of maintenance every time you want to wipe a floor. When it breaks, fucking hours of tech work.
and you pay $300 for that crap. Plus batteries and charging. The batteries die.

mops and brooms trump that crap every time.

I remember my friend showing off his new Roomba (vacuum cleaning robot) It was about 4-6 inch high, so my first thought was "how often do you have to empty it?" He answered "A few times per room, but we run it a few times a day so there isn't much stuff on the floor". I asked "How often does it need charging?" "About every 30 minutes or so", He replied.

I smiled and nodded, told him it was a great purchase. I lied, it was a fucking reetarded purchase but i didn't have the heart to explain why it was so daft. Plus, i would have sounded like a cock.

On convenience tech, which IMO, should be mainly for the old and infirm, most people use it to 'free up time'. But with that time, they watch netflix or get in to twitter arguments. Manually cleaning, hoovering, washing up etc etc, is very good for the soul and the mind. Slapping on the Irobot, Dishwasher and self cleaning oven, just to sit and binge Netflix, is very, very bad for the mind.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I remember my friend showing off his new Roomba (vacuum cleaning robot) It was about 4-6 inch high, so my first thought was "how often do you have to empty it?" He answered "A few times per room, but we run it a few times a day so there isn't much stuff on the floor". I asked "How often does it need charging?" "About every 30 minutes or so", He replied.

I smiled and nodded, told him it was a great purchase. I lied, it was a fucking reetarded purchase but i didn't have the heart to explain why it was so daft. Plus, i would have sounded like a cock.

On convenience tech, which IMO, should be mainly for the old and infirm, most people use it to 'free up time'. But with that time, they watch netflix or get in to twitter arguments. Manually cleaning, hoovering, washing up etc etc, is very good for the soul and the mind. Slapping on the Irobot, Dishwasher and self cleaning oven, just to sit and binge Netflix, is very, very bad for the mind.

The Roomba and Scooba NEVER SAVED ME TIME.

I spent more time and money fucking with the things! Just so the corners of my room could look like shit.

Spoiler: Small Caveat

The cleaning fluid that the Scooba used was PURE WITCHCRAFT.
Scooba Juice - made by the Clorox corp. The ABSOLUTE BEST cleaning solution every made. I bought 5 cases before it was axed. I'm on my last bottle.
Super concentrated, need only ~2 oz per gallon. Cleans and smells like perfection. Wish I could still buy it.
Probably causes dick cancer...

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Sir Toppem Hatt does NOT approve.

"You are causing confusion and DELAY"

Fun fact: when I was growing up he was called "the Fat Controller." Probably obvious, but I only ever see the "PC" name now so idk.

As for my own, it seems even the supposedly good youtubers think it's hilarious to burp directly into the microphone. Why?

When people use "nigga" as a form of address in posts. Why are you willfully talking like a nigger? Have you heard niggers?

 

[McMitch]

The modern, western obsession with “mental health” baffles me, as it almost universally gets pushed by people who don’t need it with methods that don’t seem to solve the problem.