What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[TheSkyrimAddict]

Our world is cyclical with a major disaster occurring every 12,000 years and we're due for the next one within the next 15-20 years.
However, long before that, it is extremely likely that the Sun will hurl a massive CME towards the earth, finally ending our silicon age.

The Carrington Event of 1859 was our first sign that we're at that point in the cycle. Back then, it was an X40 flare and that alone caused massive disruptions in electronics at the time. Telegrams electrocuting folks, copper wiring catching on fire.. etc. Our highly electrified world today is ridiculously vulnerable. However, the most important change was that the impact kickstarted the pole shift and the corresponding weakening of the Earth's magnetic field. This pole shift and the corresponding weakening of the fields has only been accelerating. even more so over the last decade, making us even more vulnerable to cosmic radiation on a daily basis and also during the eventual massive CME.

This is what all the distractions are about. For example, within the last 24 hours, the sun put out 3 Solar flares, one of which resulted in an Earth directed CME which should hit us on Friday and no one had a clue. Details here

Main theory Summarized below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8DHU0NT7Is

 

[Night Crawler]

Not many. I used to believe in a lot of crazy shit. I even thought chem trails were a thing. This was like back in the mid to late 2000's. I used to think it was the illuminati some weirdos from Bohemian Grove and Bilderbergers. I never went full retard and started believing in the lizard people shit. Then I just learned it's Jews with the help of some shabbos goys. The days of watching Alex Jones and taking him seriously have been over for a while.

 

[Wesker]

Our world is cyclical with a major disaster occurring every 12,000 years and we're due for the next one within the next 15-20 years.
However, long before that, it is extremely likely that the Sun will hurl a massive CME towards the earth, finally ending our silicon age.

The Carrington Event of 1859 was our first sign that we're at that point in the cycle. Back then, it was an X40 flare and that alone caused massive disruptions in electronics at the time. Telegrams electrocuting folks, copper wiring catching on fire.. etc. Our highly electrified world today is ridiculously vulnerable. However, the most important change was that the impact kickstarted the pole shift and the corresponding weakening of the Earth's magnetic field. This pole shift and the corresponding weakening of the fields has only been accelerating. even more so over the last decade, making us even more vulnerable to cosmic radiation on a daily basis and also during the eventual massive CME.

This is what all the distractions are about. For example, within the last 24 hours, the sun put out 3 Solar flares, one of which resulted in an Earth directed CME which should hit us on Friday and no one had a clue. Details here

Main theory Summarized below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8DHU0NT7Is

A Carrington Event is just what the doctor ordered for this faggot planet. Breaks the machine and sends us back to the stone age and everyone will align with their tribes like they're supposed to.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

This woman is pure evil.

At 9:40 she says "...think about the impact on something like public health when we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and reduce population more of our children can breath clean air and drink clean water."

She's so proud of herself there. Saying the quiet part out loud like that.

Ignorant fool, don't you feel silly? The world's population is decreasing FAST. In 2022, China's population declined for the first time. India's birthrate is also nearing sub replacement. The international globalistic Jewish elite class doesn't need to kill anyone, humans are diminishing on their own. Do you believe your baseless conspiracy holds water or do you simply tell yourself that to boost your ego?

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

I realize that this is a gay and half-baked thought, but no one ever talks about the enormous shift in attitudes about fatherhood between around 1960’s to the 1980’s. We went from “a good dad provides, imparts wisdom, and tosses a ball around sometimes” to “a good dad changes diapers, prepares snacks, and remembers to buy new soccer cleats”. I would argue that this is a GOOD thing - my grandfathers loved their kids, but did almost no active parenting. My dad did bathtime and bedtime and chauffeured me around. My husband does 50% of all parenting labor, both emotional and physical.

Obviously this has something to do with feminism, but I’m not sure what? I don’t think it’s about women working, my forebears were poor and women had to bring in money. I guess what I’m trying to say is that this is a huge benefit to fathers, mothers and children that no one wants to talk about. From the right, it’s because no one wants to say that something good came out of 1960’s social movements. From the left, no one wants to give men a W or stop pretending that women are barefoot domestic slaves.

I guess it’s the weird silence around it that makes me feel like something else is going on. The only fatherhood discourse I see is spoiled white women complaining about the husbands they chose or pundits lamenting that whitey killed negro family values.

 

[Betonhaus]

Not many. I used to believe in a lot of crazy shit. I even thought chem trails were a thing. This was like back in the mid to late 2000's. I used to think it was the illuminati some weirdos from Bohemian Grove and Bilderbergers. I never went full retard and started believing in the lizard people shit. Then I just learned it's Jews with the help of some shabbos goys. The days of watching Alex Jones and taking him seriously have been over for a while.

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I can tell you did your homework on those conspiracies.

 

[Night Crawler]

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I can tell you did your homework on those conspiracies.

I did. It's just that they are stupid bullshit schizo conspiritards believe. The only secret society running everything is Jews and they aren't that secret. Conspiracy theories serve only one purpose in modern times and that's to distract the gullible goyim masses from what the Jews are doing. To send them down rabbit holes of conspiritard nonsense.

 

[FatalTater]

My current theory about the US moon landing-
We went to the moon, at least once, probably twice.
They Saw Some Things while up there.
We don't go back there anymore.

Was the film shown the public faked? Maybe, but if so it's because TPTB don't want to show what was really up there.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

Our world is cyclical with a major disaster occurring every 12,000 years and we're due for the next one within the next 15-20 years.
However, long before that, it is extremely likely that the Sun will hurl a massive CME towards the earth, finally ending our silicon age.

The Carrington Event of 1859 was our first sign that we're at that point in the cycle. Back then, it was an X40 flare and that alone caused massive disruptions in electronics at the time. Telegrams electrocuting folks, copper wiring catching on fire.. etc. Our highly electrified world today is ridiculously vulnerable. However, the most important change was that the impact kickstarted the pole shift and the corresponding weakening of the Earth's magnetic field. This pole shift and the corresponding weakening of the fields has only been accelerating. even more so over the last decade, making us even more vulnerable to cosmic radiation on a daily basis and also during the eventual massive CME.

This is what all the distractions are about. For example, within the last 24 hours, the sun put out 3 Solar flares, one of which resulted in an Earth directed CME which should hit us on Friday and no one had a clue. Details here

Main theory Summarized below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8DHU0NT7Is

So the Earths magnetic field is weakening? What's the reason? And how far back in time do we have to go that the Earths magnetic field was so powerful it could set plants on fire?

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

I did. It's just that they are stupid bullshit schizo conspiritards believe. The only secret society running everything is Jews and they aren't that secret. Conspiracy theories serve only one purpose in modern times and that's to distract the gullible goyim masses from what the Jews are doing. To send them down rabbit holes of conspiritard nonsense.

From reading your replies in most threads, you're obviously a troll poster. Chemtrails are a thing, it's just a misnomer. Cloud seeding, aka chem trails have been in use for a while.

As for the illuminati, any hierarchical society has a group or a head running things at the top of the pyramid. To suggest that human society has no top of the pyramid is more illogical than suggesting otherwise.

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My two conspiracy theories:

The Hum, a low frequency 'pulsing' or 'throbbing' noise, heard since 1973, is caused by a technology used in the west. Maybe this is TV, long-length cables, landlines, radios or something else I do not know. However, looking at this map (below) it seems obvious that there's a link between a western designed technology and The Hum

The second conspiracy theory is Mermaids exist, or to be more precise, The Aquatic Ape Hypothesis is correct

They can be theoretically proven, as much as something can be without physical evidence, by looking at evolution. For simplicity, the main group of living animals are Fish, Reptile, Bird, mammal and primate.

All of those groups can be found in the three domains; land, see and air. Each animal can be found living in or existing in water. Snakes on land and sea snakes. Fish that can fly and fish that walk on land - albeit temporarily for both, but in both instances they require the other domain to exist.

All of those mixtures exist in one form or another. The exception? Aquatic primates. Even Flying primates exist, evidence that evolution was heading that way, The mega-bat hypothesis, The Mothman Sightings and even The flying primate hypothesis. [There was a story that scientists had discovered the remains of a winged primate. Unfortunately I cannot find this story that was on the bbc only a few months ago. No doubt the smithsonian have scrubbed it. If you know, you know]

TL;DR - Birds live on land sea and air, so do reptiles, therefore, primates must have done the same and these explain the mermaid and mothman sightings.

 

[Not a bee]

The Titanic one about the banks. I'd type more about it but my tarantula is on my arm

 

[Pillar of Autism]

The Patriot Act had already been written well before 9/11, and the government let 9/11 and the anthrax attacks happen so they would have an excuse to enact it.

 

[madethistocomment]

My favorite small-scale conspiracy theory is that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son, born from an affair between him and Margaret Trudeau. There's juuuuuuust enough evidence in its favor for me to believe it, and even if there wasn't, I'd still believe in it because I think the idea that the ultimate cuck was himself born from cuckery is fucking hilarious.

 

[Betonhaus]

My favorite small-scale conspiracy theory is that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son, born from an affair between him and Margaret Trudeau. There's juuuuuuust enough evidence in its favor for me to believe it, and even if there wasn't, I'd still believe in it because I think the idea that the ultimate cuck was himself born from cuckery is fucking hilarious.

For me the biggest evidence is that his entire personality is the kind you would get growing up with a father that knew you were not his son but had to pretend otherwise because his wife's infidelity is extremely shameful.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

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This isn't a conspiracy theory, that's what all these recording things (like those Google and Amazon things you talk to) do. It's in the licence agreement. It doesn't really matter what they say they want to use the information for, once they have it they'll use it for whatever they like because there's no truly effective punishment for "misusing" it.

In the sun, massive amounts of energy and science happened over a very long time on a chaotic environment

This is something Arthur C. Clarke speculated about that you have somehow managed to express in the most retarded terms possible. At least say "entropy" or "thermodynamics" or something.

Perhaps too much energy? Isn’t the sun hot enough to literally rip atoms apart into plasma?

The surface of the sun is about 5500 degrees C (or 10,000 degrees F), while the corona and the middle are a lot hotter. I think people who speculate about life in the sun do it mainly as an intellectual exercise in thinking of something very different from life on earth. For us, water rips the structure of solids up into ions, so maybe ripping a few electrons off the top of some atoms isn't such a big deal, or could be useful electrically. But the main thing is that lot of things about the sun, and stars in general, are still not well understood, so it's a nice "hiding place" for these speculations that anything could happen. Most people expect that as it is better understood, these things will get ruled out with greater and greater confidence.

She's so proud of herself there. Saying the quiet part out loud like that.

Reducing the population hasn't really been the quiet part since at least 1968. In fact, from my perspective it seems that they keep saying overt things like this, but then everybody else keeps forgetting them, like a real-life version of Men in Black's neuralyser. A lot of fuss was made about eating bugs when it appeared on the World Economic Forum (either in 2018 or 2021). But we've been being told that we are going to eat bugs in the next ten years at least since the 2000s, and possibly the 90s. The talking points always come from the same script:
1. Cow methane causes global warming.
2. Bugs are good protein, for less input of energy.
3. Starving third worlders eat bugs (they are never interviewed as to whether they'd prefer steak).
4. You already eat bugs that are in your food by accident.
5. You already eat prawns, they're sea bugs.
To prove my point, here's an excerpt from a BBC children's "science" programme from the far off year of 2009, episode 2 of series 1 of Bang Goes the Theory:

Spoiler: Longer version, 6:31

(The soyfulness of the presenters is because they are presenting a children's television programme, for which it is considered appropriate to use exaggerated mannerisms and gestures, it wasn't yet something some people just did all the time. Also they're a load of bloody poofs who work for the BBC.)
So anyway, my conspiracy theory is that they have some way of getting people to forget about their plans when the propaganda doesn't work well.

 

[TheSkyrimAddict]

So the Earths magnetic field is weakening? What's the reason? And how far back in time do we have to go that the Earths magnetic field was so powerful it could set plants on fire?

Reason for weakening: The Poles are shifting.
Reason for poles shifting: Kickstarted by the galactic current sheet that arrived at our system before any of us were born, during the Carrington event.
How far back in time: Every 12000 years but it got to its weakest, not strongest.
12,000 years ago : Gothenburg
24,000 years ago: Lake Mungo
36,000 years ago: Mono Lake

Look up "Geomagnetic Excursions" to learn more.

My current theory about the US moon landing-
We went to the moon, at least once, probably twice.
They Saw Some Things while up there.
We don't go back there anymore.

Was the film shown the public faked? Maybe, but if so it's because TPTB don't want to show what was really up there.

NASA used to be fake and gay. Now they're just gay.

BTW, didn't Stanley Kubrick already confess to filming the whole moon landing? Kubrick Confession

Weird how he made Eyes Wide Shut after and just 6 days later, died.

 

[Pedophobe]

Pope John-Paul I and Cardinal Pell were both targeted for destruction (murdered and framed for child abuse respectively) because they tried to clean up the Vatican bank which was and remains deeply involved in international criminal financing and money laundering.

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

Our world is cyclical with a major disaster occurring every 12,000 years and we're due for the next one within the next 15-20 years.
However, long before that, it is extremely likely that the Sun will hurl a massive CME towards the earth, finally ending our silicon age.

The Carrington Event of 1859 was our first sign that we're at that point in the cycle. Back then, it was an X40 flare and that alone caused massive disruptions in electronics at the time. Telegrams electrocuting folks, copper wiring catching on fire.. etc. Our highly electrified world today is ridiculously vulnerable. However, the most important change was that the impact kickstarted the pole shift and the corresponding weakening of the Earth's magnetic field. This pole shift and the corresponding weakening of the fields has only been accelerating. even more so over the last decade, making us even more vulnerable to cosmic radiation on a daily basis and also during the eventual massive CME.

This is what all the distractions are about. For example, within the last 24 hours, the sun put out 3 Solar flares, one of which resulted in an Earth directed CME which should hit us on Friday and no one had a clue. Details here

Main theory Summarized below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8DHU0NT7Is

This lines up with the younger dryas impact and volcanic eruption. Back then we probably had similar technology to what we have now if not better and it got completely reset since by now there would be no traces of even plastics rubbers and foams. There was a skyscrapper size astroid we didn't notice passed closer to the the moon than the earth we didn't notice until after not that long ago. The satellites will inevitably collide creating a debris field potentially making putting more into space impossible. I believe the eye of the Sahara is probably what was thought to be Atlantis.

Not many. I used to believe in a lot of crazy shit. I even thought chem trails were a thing. This was like back in the mid to late 2000's. I used to think it was the illuminati some weirdos from Bohemian Grove and Bilderbergers. I never went full retard and started believing in the lizard people shit. Then I just learned it's Jews with the help of some shabbos goys. The days of watching Alex Jones and taking him seriously have been over for a while.

Chemtrails? You mean cloud seeding? No that's actually real and not even outlandish. They're not dumping nanobots or poison on us or anything they're just making more condensation happen to make it rain slightly more and or increase snowfall and openly admit to cloud seeding. Basically getting the weather to do what it already was more intensely. You can actually do it in laboratory settings or your house but they scaled it up. Clouds already form naturally so they give it a boost. There are instances of the government testing chemical and bio weapons deployment via aircraft and also boat in declassified documents though but that's not exactly something they do every day. Plus they usually used "markers" to see where it goes instead of something more dangerous and it's only to see where a real attack would end up and to be better ready in case an enemy country did it.


For my own addition, out of Africa is false as there exists dna in Africans that they could have only gotten from interbreeding with another similar species that doesn't exist in dna of Europeans as well as Europeans having dna that doesn't exist in African. I'm not exactly sure which continent for sure but my guess is Antarctica. It makes the most sense amd is hardest to get to and protected by international laws.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Buzz found whatever Task Force 68 found in Antartica during Operation HIGHJUMP it sounds like

 

[Meat Target]

BTW, didn't Stanley Kubrick already confess to filming the whole moon landing? Kubrick Confession

There's a whole bunch of conspiracy theories around The Shining. Some say it's an allegory for the Holocaust or genociding Indians. Others say Jack Torrance is implied to be sexually abusing Danny, or (the dumbest one) that Wendy is the actual abuser.