What cool shit are you going to do when the cops are gone?

[Doc Cassidy]

I'm not talking about the obvious shit like raping or stealing or having romantic and sexual relationships with kids, I mean the really weird off the wall kinda shit. I think I'm going to drop a FUCKTON of acid and drive around town throwing water balloons full of dog piss at Chinese restaurants as revenge for the Coronavirus, that sounds fun. Maybe release all the komado dragons from the zoo and get them high on acid then watch them tear through the streets causing mayhem. Hell yeah!

Anyone else have any cool/badass plans? I could always use some inspiration for when the good times roll.

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Pirate Winrar

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

trying not to die is one

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Build a bunker.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I've always thought arson looked pretty cool/fun.

Edit:
But let's not forget about the simple things like driving without a seat belt.
Oh, and drunk driving.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I have a list of all journalists living in those cities and I'm going to sneak in each night and sniff their buttholes while they sleep.
Cops were really a thorn in my side.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Probably the same shit I usually do because I'm not a criminal.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Rob banks.

 

[D_Tractor]

I'm going to hit @Doc Cassidy on purpose with my car for being a glow in the dark CIA nigger who is baiting farmers into saying incriminating shit for his Buzzfeed article.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Probably the same shit I usually do because I'm not a criminal.

Boooooor-ing

 

[SIGSEGV]

Boooooor-ing

If there's a societal breakdown, I don't want any of you fuckers to know what my plan is.

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

If there's a societal breakdown, I don't want any of you fuckers to know what my plan is.

Probably a good call.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

shit in the street like an indian man, destroy things, beat up women and queers, throw my shit at people, put bricks on gas pedals of cars to see where cars go if they have no driver, download CP, become a hitman, collect my cum in jars and throw it at hot girls, kill babies to troll their parents, go in women's restroom stalls and jerk off, sell drugs and alcohol to kids, shoot people for fun, spray racist graffiti

 

[A Useless Fish]

Make a list.

Check it twice.

Pay some visits to people, who aren't very nice.

In Minecraft, of course....

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

collect my cum in jars and throw it at hot girls

Add MLP dolls, why don't you.

 

[Aurora]

I'm going to rip the tags off every mattress I can find.

 

[Table Country]

Abandon all worldly goods and live half-naked out of a trash can like a Modern Diogenes. Or Oscar the Grouch. Should the state-mandated Criminal Counselors come knocking, talking about gay shit like feelings and therapy, I will threaten to cum in their lungs until they drown.

 

[Dilf Department]

I will probably go to the street to molest random men

 

[JoshPlz]

Indian style drive-by could be fun. As in, the passengers take laxatives and then hold their ass out of the window to bombard unsuspecting people with sprayshit.