What crimes do you plan on committing in the near future?

[Lou Bega]

Since this forum is anonymous, there should be no problem sharing what felonies you plan on committing.

 

[Mojo Thief]

Speeding until time begins to dilate

 

[Freikstorn]

Have ye got a wee lisense for that opinion, pal?

Nope.
Hope I can claim political asylum in America!

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Laughing during a "Try not to laugh" video.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

The worst kind of crime: I'll be downloading this and that without paying my dues to Mr. Goldbergsteinowitz.

 

[PunkinMan]

Grand larceny

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

Tax evasion because fuck the state faggots and fuck taxes.

 

[Commander Kneewing]

Giving coins to beggars

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm going to hunt whales in Ohio next Sunday.

 

[Enoch Emery]

I'm going to hunt whales in Ohio next Sunday.

only in ohio

 

[We Are The Witches]

Necromancy.