What cringe things did you do during high school?

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I once squat down and had my pants rip wide and loudly in front of the whole class. Blowout across the entire length of my ass. It was a small class of people I knew somewhat well. I laughed it off, wrapped my jumper around my waist, excused myself from class and had to borrow some pants from the uniform shop. That probably would have been a much worse situation had I panicked, but I’m pretty sure everyone’s forgotten about it since it was only discussed during the day.

also quick fire /that kid/ stories:
- that kid who trooned out and asked most the girls from our year for feet pics after graduating (aforementioned in previous thread, also hooked up with 40 year old men on grinder and tried getting with me)
- that kid who showed his...
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I once squat down and had my pants rip wide and loudly in front of the whole class. Blowout across the entire length of my ass. It was a small class of people I knew somewhat well. I laughed it off, wrapped my jumper around my waist, excused myself from class and had to borrow some pants from the uniform shop. That probably would have been a much worse situation had I panicked, but I’m pretty sure everyone’s forgotten about it since it was only discussed during the day.

also quick fire /that kid/ stories:
- that kid who trooned out and asked most the girls from our year for feet pics after graduating (aforementioned in previous thread, also hooked up with 40 year old men on grinder and tried getting with me)
- that kid who showed his body pillow to the entire class for a video assignment
- that one Indian kid who got bullied by literally everyone until people ironically celebrated him
- that disabled kid who played Roblox on his laptop and walked around the school camp nude
- those kids who tried to hard to fit in and no one liked
- that one short racist kid with napoleon syndrome who was a minority himself
 
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A lot of things honestly but I’m not gonna sperg all of it. Mostly it was me overreacting at small things, saying weird stuff because I thought it would be funny, making weird noises, sleeping in class, and being an overall dumbass. Then again I liked being seen as a brute and high school sucked fucking ass. I used all my smartness in my two years of college recently.
 
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I was a part of a group of nerds who overly enjoyed Kingdom Hearts (and Final Fantasy to a much lower extent). I was the only person who had never played Kingdom Hearts but I had played Final Fantasy games so I was allowed in. The group had nicknames for each other and they nicknamed me "Ramza" after the Final Fantasy Tactics protagonist. It was clear to me that I was a bit too old school a gamer because when I mentioned topics of games I regularly played, they had no idea what I was talking about most of the time. They mostly understood Kingdom Hearts FF characters. I never got too close. Haven't talked to them since high school.
 
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OP, I know you were a major fan of Tails back in school (all you wore was Tails merch) and everyone thought you were extremely cringe.

Admit it.
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I think it would have to be the fact I looked like some skater punk faggot who wore hot topic merch and checkered vans. Also I was supremely autistic, edgy and "too cool for mainstream stuff man" just listened to music on my CD player and never talked to anyone on the bus or in class that much. Thank god atheism wasn't a big thing back then.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
I was a part of a group of nerds who overly enjoyed Kingdom Hearts (and Final Fantasy to a much lower extent). I was the only person who had never played Kingdom Hearts but I had played Final Fantasy games so I was allowed in. The group had nicknames for each other and they nicknamed me "Ramza" after the Final Fantasy Tactics protagonist. It was clear to me that I was a bit too old school a gamer because when I mentioned topics of games I regularly played, they had no idea what I was talking about most of the time. They mostly understood Kingdom Hearts FF characters. I never got too close. Haven't talked to them since high school.
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Okay but who was Tifa?
 
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Everyone in my school hated the janitor, he looked like the stereotypical pedophile. Had a mustache and big glasses. The girls said he would stare at them. I have no idea if this was true, but he was an asshole to everyone. One day at lunch there was a discarded napkin under my chair, the janitor saw it and kicked my chair (with me in it) to the side so he could pick it up. In his defense I was a known dickhead so he knew if he politely asked me to move so he could pick it up I'd probably make the jerking off gesture and tell him to blow me or something. I was a real prick then. I still am but I was way back then too.

Anyways, after he kicked my chair everyone was like: "Oh wow what an asshole" and I was like: "Yep I've had enough." Word spread around that I was going to do something about it. An hour after lunch I went to the bathroom and took a shit on the floor, next to the toilet. An hour after that it was the end of the day, as I walked from my locker to the area where the busses loaded up everyone was like: "OMG WAS IT YOU?!?" I feigned ignorance but like I said, I was a known dickhead. Everyone knew it was me.

The next day I was called into the principals office. "Mr. Frederick how old are you?" the principal asked.
"I'm not sure what you mean" I replied.
"Do you need someone to go with you to the bathroom from now on?"
Pretending to be confused, I asked "What are you talking about?"
"You had an accident in the bathroom yesterday. Though I'd wager it wasn't an accident". He said, annoyed, probably because he was scolding a 16/17 year old for shitting on the floor.

I continued to deny it. I knew nobody saw me do it. I kept asking why he thought it was me, he never answered. I never confessed and there was no evidence. After 10 minutes he knew I wasn't going to budge. "Get out of my office. Go to class." he said eventually. After leaving the office I turn a corner and the janitor was mopping up something on the floor in the hall. He looked up, we locked eyes, and I began to shriek with laughter. This fucking guy had to clean up my shit. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. "Nice job" I giggled as I walked past. He muttered something as I went by.

We never interacted again.
 
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Okay but who was Tifa?
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We didn't have a Tifa since they were mostly Kingdom Hearts character nicknames. We had a Sora, Riku, Roxas, etc. I don't think any of them played Final Fantasy 7 so their only awareness of those characters like Cloud and Sephiroth would be from Kingdom Hearts.
 
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I was scared of getting changed with all the other guys for gym class and would do literally anything to avoid that situation.

I also decided at some point that to make my family happy and to make the kids think I was normal I’d try out the whole ultra religious routine. They won’t think I’m a fag if I praise Jesus and hate gay people right?

I remember clear as day some whore telling me “I’d better give it up because that was the only way I was getting any”. Fuck her she was right.

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OP, I know you were a major fan of Tails back in school (all you wore was Tails merch) and everyone thought you were extremely cringe.

Admit it.
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As Americans say, “I plead the 5th”.
 
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I spent at least a decade as a cringe singularity and to write it all down would probably rival War and Peace in length, but I think the funniest things in hindsight largely relate to my Trekkie years.
I remember an English class assignment where we had to write a few haikus and I wrote all mine about Spock and the teachings of Surak. This later led to me creating the persona of a Vulcan rapper called Notorious IDIC who raps about logic and Vulcan theology. Thankfully I lost interest in the idea before I could produce a full LP of terrible Trekkie rap.
 
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