What cringe things did you do during high school?

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I once squat down and had my pants rip wide and loudly in front of the whole class. Blowout across the entire length of my ass. It was a small class of people I knew somewhat well. I laughed it off, wrapped my jumper around my waist, excused myself from class and had to borrow some pants from the uniform shop. That probably would have been a much worse situation had I panicked, but I’m pretty sure everyone’s forgotten about it since it was only discussed during the day.

also quick fire /that kid/ stories:
- that kid who trooned out and asked most the girls from our year for feet pics after graduating (aforementioned in previous thread, also hooked up with 40 year old men on grinder and tried getting with me)
- that kid who showed his...
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Long hair, leather jacket, metal band t-shirt. That was the uniform of our social group in HS. Maybe not the cringiest but still funny that, for kids who considered themselves nonconformists, we conformed like motherfuckers...to each other, anyway.

Edit: I did the whole black metal corpsepaint thing for Halloween one year! This was the nineties, though, so no one really got it - not even some of the other metal kids.
 
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The Magnificence said:
Long hair, leather jacket, metal band t-shirt. That was the uniform of our social group in HS. Maybe not the cringiest but still funny that, for kids who considered themselves nonconformists, we conformed like motherfuckers...to each other, anyway.

Edit: I did the whole black metal corpsepaint thing for Halloween one year! This was the nineties, though, so no one really got it - not even some of the other metal kids.
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Hey guys I finally found Razorfist's kiwifarms account!
 
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I have a few endearing memories of high school cringe:
I made mixtapes for girls i liked that went ignored, thrown away or recorded over.
I joined the gay and straight alliance club to support a friend that came out, but it was awkward and ended up leaving.
I made zines after hours when the teachers were gone and eventually got caught.
I would show edgy stuff to the rest of my video techniques class and we tried to outdo each other with the craziest stuff we could find.
I also really liked ska music at the time.
 
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I had a crush on a girl that I never talked to and this other girl I knew talked me into asking her out, it was so awkward and cringy that even 20 years later I get douche chills just typing this out. Even now if I saw that girl, well woman now, out in the wild I would probably run away like an autist. The one who talked me into it ended up giving me a handjob my senior year so I guess that made up for it.
 
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Haint said:
High school theater too, which I admit could be really cringe. Most of the guys in theater were gay as hell, but.... there were plenty of nerdy art chicks too. Yes I danced in a musical production, damn right I did. Just because I could dance with the theater girls.
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Since some form of music was a requirement in middle school for whatever reason, I went with choir. Didn't have to carry around any instruments and was a total fuck off class filled with pretty girls. I guess the worst part was watching musicals like Grease.
 
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- I larped as a communist because of course every 14 year old thinks REAL COMMUNISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED
- I wore empty glasses frames sometimes to look different from how I usually looked
- I sometimes brought a gas mask or a paint respirator to school and wore it because lmao raver
- I wore retarded pants with straps and chains on them because look above
- I was a lame artfag who spent all day doodling in his many sketchpads. I even gave drawings to girls I liked as gifts
 
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DankSmoker said:
How do you even make dreadlocks? Do you have to be black or jewish?
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No, i'm white with straight hair, i had them for around five years, basically you just tangle your hair by rubbing it in your palms or using a fork and add some beeswax to get it to hold initially, after about eight weeks of this they are knotted significantly enough to hold together on there own.
 
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CowPox said:
No, i'm white with straight hair, i had them for around five years, basically you just tangle your hair by rubbing it in your palms or using a fork and add some beeswax to get it to hold initially, after about eight weeks of this they are knotted significantly enough to hold together on there own.
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Does poo poo ever enter the equation? Because it sure smells like it.
 
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