What D&D character would the person above you be IRL

[Rumpled Foreskin]

For the faint of heart, turn away. Include race, class, and stats of the person. Backstory doesn’t hurt.

Example:
Race:
Class:
Strength:
Dexterity:
Constitution:
Intelligence:
Wisdom:
Charisma:

 

[8777BB5]

Race: Toaster Oven locomotive
Class: 40
Strength: UNDER 9000
Dexterity: Your mom in bed
Constitution: The Magna Carta
Intelligence: Homer Simpson on downers
Wisdom: Village idiot
Charisma:Russell Greer

 

[LofaSofa]

Example: Gay
Race: Gay
Class: Gay
Strength: Gay
Dexterity: Gay
Constitution: Gay
Intelligence: Gay
Wisdom: Gay
Charisma: Gay

 

[Deadpool]

Race: Sofa
Class: thief
Str: 14
Dex:0
Con:18
Int:12
Wis: 10
Cha: 13

 

[Randall Fragg]

Race: Meme troll
Class: Barbarian
STR: 16 (works out by slamming fists on keyboards in attempt to type)
DEX: 6 (fingers are too fat and Cheetos encrusted for manual dexterity)
CON: 20 (too fat to be harmed by mere mortal bullets)
INT: 7 (if he was smart, he wouldn't be posting here)
WIS: 8 (survival instincts have atrophied to near uselessness)
CHA: 1 (villagers flee in horror when he emerges from his Tendies Cave to terrorize the supermarket.

 

[エボラちゃん]

Race: El Goblino
Class: Tard Wrangler
STR: 14
DEX: 8
CON: 8
INT: 4
WIS: 4
CHA: 20

Class Perk:
Hot Potato - Every 5 CHA points increase your stats by 1 point

 

[Black Waltz]

Race: Ebola
Class: Disease
Strength: 99
Dexterity: 0
Constititution: 3
Intelligence: 0
Wisdom: 0
Charisma: 0

 

[Syaoran Li]

Race: Chibi
Class: Bard
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 18
Constiution: 9
Intelligence: 13
Wisdom: 11
Charisma: 15

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Race: Weeb
Class: Anime Artist
Strength: 7
Dexterity: 15
Constitution:10
Intelligence: 15
Wisdom: 10
Charisma:12