What did Null do on vacation? - Come up with your best stories.

[Curt Sibling]

Saved the world from Lovecraftian Deep Ones. Then hit the brothels.

 

[Hitman One]

Protested outside Brave HQ demanding his shitcoins.

 

[GrayWater]

Fucked your mom.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Stayed in hotels and browsed the internet all day.

 

[Distant Stare]

Trying to figure out how to ejaculate

 

[Calooby]

He found Jesus!

 

[LazloChalos]

He finally started a family.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Spread his bloodline like Genghis Khan.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

He played Space Station 13.

 

[Juke and Jam]

He helped Brie Larson get on Youtube.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I came in here to say "hookers" but god damn everyone already has. Ok fine, he went and saw the Derdap 1 Hydroelectric Power Station and when he was there I dunno, fucked a ladyboy.

 

[Maxliam]

Gloryhole Queen of Fire Island. Next stop Key West for round two.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

rape and murder at least 11 young women over the course of several days to feed his bloodlust

 

[MrTroll]

Sampled every existing flavor of Mountain Dew, including seasonal and regional ones that he purchased at exorbitant markup prices on the internet.

 

[Porque no los dos?]

He took a well-deserved nap.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Blackjack and hookers

 

[not william stenchever]

Null killed fiddy men

It is unclear if his shins got shot off in the process.

 

[Maxliam]

Null killed fiddy men

It is unclear if his shins got shot off in the process.

A Tojo shot his legs off with a machine gun.

 

[Pope Fucker]

Trooned out and got a sex reassignment surgery in Thailand.

 

[UnKillFill]

Hookers and blow.