What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

[glass_houses]

Null called me a faggot and told me blaire white would never top me under any circumstances

I'm sorry, this is the 'Null's Crimes' thread. You're looking for the 'Blindingly Obvious' thread, it's that way. Faggot.

 

[Ass to Ass]

Null broke into my house a month ago and stole a Hi Point 9mm carbine, a box of Busquedero Ticondas and two boxes full of vintage rape porn worth around $500. He also fed my dog a box of chicken livers for some odd reason.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

he stole my shift keys

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I was relaxing, chillaxing, all cool; raping women in my neighborhood. Null appeared, angry and red; claims I stole his thing, I did. Went back in time he did, he did; undid my rapes, he did, he did. Now I am relaxing, chillaxing while Null is raping women in my neighborhood.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

I'm sorry, this is the 'Null's Crimes' thread. You're looking for the 'Blindingly Obvious' thread, it's that way. Faggot.

Oh you done cooked my goose now buddy

 

[AnOminous]

Null called me a faggot and told me blaire white would never top me under any circumstances

Did he lie?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Based on new information, I have to reveal a terrible truth. Joshua Moon…has sold us out to Ethan “Ralphamale” Ralph for promises of great power in Ralph’s new world. You can already see Ralph blessing Null with words of flattery, and titles of his new prestige. In Null’s interview (alt) with Ralph, Ralph addressed him as the “The Generous Josh Moon, Kiwi Farms’ Kingpin”, a clear sign of the new position Null has bought himself in Ralph’s order.

Considering his conspiracy with Pipkin Pippa, this likely goes much deeper. Who is pulling all the strings here? Who ultimately benefits? Is it the Pipkin Pippa, devout follower of the King of Rape, or is it Josh Moon, the Troll King? Or perhaps, Ralph himself is pulling all the strings?

 

[Stoneheart]

Null ate all my Ice cream and put the empty bucket back in the freezer...

 

[glass_houses]

Null ate all my Ice cream and put the empty bucket back in the freezer...

Actually, it was me who ate all the ice cream. Including the fancy chocolate one. If the container for the fancy chocolate ice cream still feels full, that's because Null broke into your house at the same time I was breaking out. He said that he needed to use the loo, but it wasn't the loo that he ended up using.

Long story short, I highly recommend that you don't eat the chocolate ice cream in your freezer.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Did he lie?

No but he didn't have to crush my dreams like that

 

[Lizard Pope]

He keeps sticking counterfeit fiftys in my wallet, which has caused me some grief at local shops.

... that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Woodchipper]

I tried to be helpful and he just hollered at me like I'm an idiot, used the F word with the Lord's name and locked the thread.
I feel cold, like all light has left the world. Hold me...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Null has made an advertisement for his extortion of feet pics. He is getting desperate, his supply of feet is running dangerously low:

 

[AnOminous]

He nigger-lipped the joint I passed to him and left it a huge slobbery mess. Fucking faggot.

 

[Flea Man Marbles]

I called Nool out one time for TRIPLE POSTING, didn't realize he has super duper dev tools to merge posts (as if that's something the layperson who uses this site would know). Regardless I still see double or triple-posting as bad manners on this forum.

 

[Local Fed]

He nigger-lipped the joint I passed to him and left it a huge slobbery mess. Fucking faggot.

That's on you for passing it to a literal slobber mutt.

 

[glass_houses]

That's on you for passing it to a literal slobber mutt.

Also, why do you even care? You know damn well that any narcotics Null gets his drug fiend paws on, he keeps forever. You were never going to see that joint again, so why do you care what he did with it?

 

[Kalsarikännit]

He commented on my profile!

... but only because I was being retarded.

 

[Waifu Days]

After I exposing his cheating ways in canasta, Null encased his secretary in solid silver and then tried to make Israel's silver reserves radioactive for the next two thousand years.

Okay, he didn't do that to me, per say. It did hurt my feelings.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

After I exposing his cheating ways in canasta, Null encased his secretary in solid silver and then tried to make Israel's silver reserves radioactive for the next two thousand years.

This feels like a mixture of Austin Powers and the Brotherhood of Steel