What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

[Useful_Mistake]

He tried to teach me how to be a healthy woman

Well, did you become one?

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Null caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached into his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind

 

[MissyMissy]

Well, did you become one?

No our dear leader failed. Miserably. I have not figured out how to become "Strong. Smart. Fit. Brave. Healthy." Like the book promised. And I still haven't figured out how to cope with menopause. Damn you, Null.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Called me a nigger when I told him he can’t handle this BBC and threatened to leak my address

 

[TractorGirl]

Told him I needed some lovin’ so he dressed me as Barb and dropped me at Chris’s.

 

[Justanotherguy]

He warned me of the dangers of discord so that I did not get molested again

 

[Garamok]

He double posted in the Cognent thread

 

[Loomer the Bully]

He consumed the entire nation's supply of hollandaise sauce.

 

[Ogre Magi]

He got me addicted to DotA. Why else do you think my name is Ogre Magi?

 

[mannic]

he ignores me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but seriously

 

[Useful_Mistake]

he ignores me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but seriously

Where's the "sad" sticker?

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

He made me think it was Raw Blox

 

[mannic]

Where's the "sad" sticker?

wait that needs a sticker? i was just asking him about his writing, it surprises me.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I was waiting for the intercity bus in the middle of nowhere outside of Beograd. Nice view, fields and small woods. Suddenly I'm taken out of my enjoyment of the landscapes by Null appearing out of thin air. "Mind if I sit here?" he asked very politely, and with that innocent cherubic face .. how could I refuse. He sat down and for a moment joined me in staring in the distance. Then came the smalltalk.
"So, do you know what they grow on fields in Serbia?"
That question surprised me a bit, but since we were near some fields I thought Null just wanted to share his knowledge of this beautiful land.
"Uhhh, like, wheat, potatoes.." I started naming things that can usually be found on a field. His face turned into mischevously devilish.
"Yes, and what else?"
"Poppies?"
"And what else?"
"I can't think of anything else, Null" I finally said with a bit sour tone as this smalltalk turned into an interrogation.
"Do you want me to show you?" he finally asked. I hoped to end this conversation and expected him to have some kind of a vegetable or grain in his pockets so I agreed.

(They also grow rape in there. For oil.)

 

[glass_houses]

I've spent the last week on a crash diet and Null just told me I was too thin.

I'm beginning to suspect that he's just fucking with me.

 

[AnOminous]

RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. He fucking RAPED me!

 

[RMQualtrough]

He made me ugly

 

[Garamok]

Now he's triple poosting in the cogent thread. My eyes are bleeding!!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Now he's triple poosting in the cogent thread. My eyes are bleeding!!

I can't believe he'd do this. Such horrors!

 

[Garamok]

new victims came forward:

Null touched my butthole

Null trashed my Blockland freebuild server.

I can't believe what Null is capable of. He can't keep getting away with it.