What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

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Null yelled at me once for making an unhelpful post in the Technical Grievances thread. I've never recovered.
 
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Bastard blocked me on twitter after I tried to set him up for an interview with an obscure webzine about 8chan and 9chan. I had one too many edibles and started ranting about bug out bags and shown him my tech merchant bag that had a black us flag patch on it and I then got reverse psychology tricked into making an account via email. Then he had the audacity to get ADHD to give me a triangle after my bants were too hard for the femcels on here.

Edit: Also what's the deal on Lain hate? That anime character did nothing wrong. Protocol 7 was goat, so much so that the dead kept coming back to life through the wires.

Lain is such a great anime you just didn't get it bruh. You gotta watch it 7+ times like me and over analyze the plot and be annoyed by the discord I'm in with 700+ sel redditors owned by a mexican

Wirechan will be the last bastion of image board tech faggotry just you wait. Seph has nothing on us and the triad of lain image boards is at a perpetual stalemate.
 
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Null may hurt me for this, but I must confess.

It was 6th of December, 2022. I was fishing with my pops, chilling, having a good old Father-Son bonding moment. Then Null arrived. He...he killed my pops, he did, and covered in his blood, he looked at me and said, "Now that you are fatherless, Useful, do you want to be a moderator?"

That's the real story of how I became a moderator. He keeps me chained up in Eastern Europe, merging posts, and deleting posts. If I do good enough of a job, he doesn't beat me. He has had me bound in KIWI™️chains for what feels like eternity. All I have for entertainment is Soviet cartoons, and Eastern European delicacies (he feeds me cepelīns, Rezanci s makom, and Kholodets, and all he lets me drink is Kvass).

Send help.
 
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Null and his goon squad intruded onto my property on March 15th. He would proceed to interrogate me about any contraband. After some arm twisting and threatening the safety of my family he reminded me that if I withheld this information that “the consiguenses would never be the same” I finally told him that what he was looking for was in the basement. The goon squad proceeded to unload 3 magazines each of their firearms into the floor boards completely destroying my entire stash of Kraft singles.
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Each crate contained 4 boxes, each box contained 120 craft singles. The total kill count was over 6 gorrillian Kraft singles slices lost. The only thought that rang in my head was Nulls voice saying consiguenses will never be the same

I’m still in debt to the YouTuber Guga foods, if you can please assist me and my family by sending us some of the Kraft singles I know you have in the door of your fridge please send any slices to 4210 Wolfetown Rd Cherokee, NC 28719. My family’s life is in your hands. I can’t bare to think of my kids becoming Gugas next peanut butter steak.
 
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