There was this one evening a while back where I was picking up some pizza from this small pizza place I really like. As I finished depositing the pizzas into my car's passenger seat I get a solid knock on my noggin and forcefully yanked onto the ground.
Next thing I know, I hear a strangely familiar voice scream, "Stay the fuck away from my pizza you filthy spic!". I was a bit dazed but I could make out a tubby somebody in all black with a balaclava running off with my pizzas.
I only found out later watching a long lost stream.me stream that Null was the pizza thief. I didn't think it was him at first because I thought the hit to my head made the culprit sound funny. I only realized it was him because he described trying pizzas exactly like the ones I ordered. If I recall correctly, he hated all of them and disposed of them immediately.
He went on a date once with my friend and got drunk on Jägermeister. They started fooling around and when I told them to stop he threw some coins at me.
I'm not objecting to it too hard. It could definitely use a rest of a week or two. Still he should eventually open it and ban some retards who appear unaware of what site they're on.
He told me that the erotic novella I wrote about Chris Chan and Jacob Sockness bringing about the dimension merge was ‘weird’ and that I should be ashamed.
Many years ago I was being a retard here and I got banned from a thread, among other things. I sent him a message of apology and told him I wouldn't do that anymore, and then he unbanned me. Nice guy.