What did people sit on before they invented chairs?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Another thought that keeps me up at night.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

tree stumps

 

[Syzyg]

Big rocks or the ground

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

ya mums face

 

[Frostine]

ya mums cock

 

[SentinentCloud]

they squated like slavs

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

The concept of sitting down was first proposed by Eric Blair in 1928, a few years after the first chairs.
What chairs were used for up until that point remains a mystery.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The concept of sitting down was first proposed by Eric Blair in 1928, a few years after the first chairs.
What chairs were used for up until that point remains a mystery.

People stood on them when they hanged themselves, duh.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The air.

 

[DankSmoker]

People just leaned on stuff, often while smoking cigarettes.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

The floor?

 

[Sean Shemmy]

The floor, but only if they did it criss-cross applesauce.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter 2.0]

Their asses.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

People just leaned on stuff, often while smoking cigarettes.

I miss leaning on things and smoking cigarettes. Those were the days.

 

[Lithuophile]

 

[Nick Gars]

In the ancient times before the invention of chairs, men had balls the size of large filled trash bags, and would use their gargantuan testes as seating arrangements. The men with the biggest balls got more chicks, because their balls had room enough for two. It was a mating ritual of sorts.

Then those damn funny hats made chairs and our balls became smaller over time since we didn't need to sit on them anymore. Remember what they took from you.

I read it in the Anchuent Prophecy's lost scrolls, so it must be true.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The floor, but only if they did it criss-cross applesauce.

I hope you mean Indian style.