What did the T-Rex (a type of prehistoric dragon) use its little arms for?

[Gimmick Account]

I always thought they were for riding sandworms because that's fucking badass but youtube has been insistent on showing me videos on this subject lately for some fucking reason and APPARENTLY there are numerous far gayer theories

 

[Pringles Can]

Driving T-Rex Ferraris

 

[Gimmick Account]

Picking their teeth clean. They didn't have tooth brushes back then.

they are too short for that you IDIOT

plus we don't really know if they had toothbrushes or not
i'm for it

 

[Creep3r]

They wanted to grow wings but failed. Instead they got nipple scratchers, which sad to say were useless since they didn't have nipples.

 

[NewRetroVagina23]

Mating claspers.

 

[Gimmick Account]

i came up with my own theory, how do i tell the dragon scholars about it?

see a lot of carnivores go for the neck and they have huge necks.
so maybe they only have 2 fingers so they can do an evolutionarily perfect stooges eye poke when you try

 

[NewRetroVagina23]

i came up with my own theory, how do i tell the dragon scholars about it?

see a lot of carnivores go for the neck and they have huge necks.
so maybe they only have 2 fingers so they can do an evolutionarily perfect stooges eye poke when you try

https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2013/05/t-rex-arms-were-made-for-loving.html

 

[Tragi-Chan]

they are too short for that you IDIOT

plus we don't really know if they had toothbrushes or not
i'm for it

Toothbrushes probably wouldn’t survive in the fossil record.

 

[Gimmick Account]

https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2013/05/t-rex-arms-were-made-for-loving.html

no that's dumb
get your mind out of the gutter

 

[NewRetroVagina23]

no that's dumb
get your mind out of the gutter

Look up various large snakes like the python. Not dumb at all.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

To hold their SO tenderly.

 

[Mr. Bung]

They were mostly useless but the perfect height for jerking off brontosauruses. The t-rex would lull the much larger bronto into complacency by giving them hand jobs and just as the big fucker was reaching climax the t-rex would go for the throat.

"Oh boy, a free no-strings attached handjob from an attractive stranger! There can't possibly be an ulterior motive here!"