What diet does the person above you follow?

[JambledUpWords]

Ideas:

• Vegan
• Paleo
• Carnivore
• Fruitarian
• Raw vegan
• Whole 30
• Standard American Diet
• Bread, and only bread
• The WEF special (bugs and soy)
• Rotting/fermented meat
• Rocks
• Cat food

 

[grimacefetishist]

Skyrim recipes only,

 

[JambledUpWords]

Hot dog water and cat food

 

[and and and and]

Skyrim recipes only

 

[Testacles Maximus]

human teeth

 

[JambledUpWords]

Rocky Mountain oysters

 

[Omori Boy]

Coprophiliac.

 

[DankSmoker]

Oh this is an easy one, semen.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Still follows that Atkins diet fad from the 90s.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Warm tea and cold fish

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Nought but tendies.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The No-Food-For-You diet

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

The Jilly Juice Protocol

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I propose the pica diet: glass, human hair, rocks, dirt, cigarette ashes…the world of non-food is your oyster D

 

[Spiny Rumples]

An all-smooth diet. Hot dogs, spam, cheese, bread (no seeds, no crusts), seedless watermelon, marshmallows, (smooth) peanut butter, rice crackers, cream of tomato soup, protein shakes, baby food. Every bite is the same, with the same texture, and there is no real need to worry about chewing (no bones nor seeds nor pits), you can swallow it whole if you can get it down your throat without choking.

 

[Boggy B]

GOCAD (Gallon of cum a day)

 

[The Backwards Man]

worms

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Novelty weeb food

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Patrick's pepperoni

 

[i440BX]

Packs of lithium cell batteries