What do boobies feel like?

[Lord of the Large Pants]

... asking for a friend.

 

[Caddchef]

Smooth jiggly magic.

 

[Blasterisk]

Fluffy as any other bird, I would suppose.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

A big beautiful soft, round set is one of natures perfection especially when they push up against you or she puts you between them and works it.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

You'll never know.

Take the rope, incel.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Like a bag of sand.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Like a bag of sand.

 

[Very Average Redditor]

Like a fat guy's ass cheeks.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Like nothing. Boobs are an illusion. So is the world.

 

[g55c]

big boobies are soft but small ones are better

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

Great, but sex itself with someone you like is much better, with or without boobs. Don't rule out women with small tits.

Unsolicited advice from an old man:
-Improve yourself. If you don't read and exercise, fucking do it
-Lower your standards w/r/t looks. If you would go after her after 3 beers, date her and treat her like she's a 10. The attraction will grow if she's cool
-Increase your standards w/r/t personality. I dated many nut jobs and married one. If you train yourself to devalue appearance, this will not only open up more possibilities for you, but will enable you to judge women's personalities objectively. I fell for a few psycho hotties who made goo-goo eyes at me. It's not worth it. Sane is hot. Sane is sustainable. Sane won't lovebomb you and then send you a pic with another guy to make you jealous. There is no substitute for personality/integrity. Someone without integrity cannot be fixed. If you can internalize this without first making the disasterous mistakes i did, you'll be in great shape
-Seize the day. Luck favors the bold, or whatever. It's true.
-Get your T levels checked. It's not just a meme, there's an epidemic of low testosterone in the western world, the reasons for which are still unknown. Low T levels affect you in multiple fundamental ways that will keep you in a sort of loop of being single and not caring enough to change it, while also keeping you from having the energy you need to change it or be enthused about achievement in general

Good luck, I believe in you.

 

[Uncle Warren]

It's like a flesh bag.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Like an ass, but on someone's chest.
10/10 very good pillows, would recommend

 

[FluorideHuffer]

like a firm memory foam
v comfy

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

You'll never know.

Take the rope, incel.

No. Not until I have my revenge against the FUCKING FEMOIDS™ for wasting their eggs riding the Chad Cock Carousel© instead of dating a Supreme Gentleman® like me. I'll show them. I'll show them all.

... but first I'ma go get some tendies.

 

[snailslime]

good

 

[Retink]

big boobies are soft but small ones are better

Big boobs are too soft, it's unnerving.

 

[The-Patriarchy]

I told my S.O. that men like hugs from women because they can feel your boobies.


She scoffed at this.


My response was "why do you think we like to hug women in the first place?"


She's now uncomfortable about giving hugs in public.

 

[Gamercat]

like balloons but thicker.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Grab your own chest. Moobs count.