What do I do in Baldur's Gate

[Y2K Baby]

Generally you kill monsters, do dungeon crawls, realize that half of the open world maps are empty, ignore Minsc whining about getting his nigga as long as you can, you try to make sure to get Jaheira killed asap, forget the entire middle section of the game, then dab on Sarevok. After that, and the realization that it was pretty good, you go on to play BG2, which is still better than any zoomer rpgs, promptly ignoring what ever the fuck Siege of Dragonspear was supposed to be.

Shut up.

 

[Harvey Danger]

You kill stuff until you get the map to go to the next town. You walk back and forth between the towns until you trigger a random encounter. You farm that for gold, take it to the next town, buy decent gear, then hit a dungeon and get really lucky with the drops.

Also, save scum.

 

[Swiss46]

Find the tranny belt

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I liked Icewind Dale better because I have bad taste and even though no one in the game is named Dale.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

you fuck xan, you steal everything in beregost, you kill the first flaming fist guy, you play the expansion so you can get that sick cloak immediately when you have the cash, you die in durlags tower, you fart about in the wild, you have the drow cleric because the concept of her is hot, you quit being a noob and a winer about "muh lvl1 character so squishy" and you become an man.

edit: oh, and you also grab the ankheg armor hidden in nashkel, and you kill the greywolf guy in the area outside the nashkel mines as early as you can without loosing a character of course.

 

[HeyYou]

Skip it and play the second one.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I only played BG1 and BG2 for the first time relatively recently (I didn't speak English when they were new so I never knew what the fuck to do) and liked them both.
I'd say to play BG1 first but if you decide to stop, then try BG2 it's bigger.

Only thing I never got further than about halfway in is the Throne of Bhaal, the higher-lvl gameplay just wasn't as fun to me as whatever lvls late BG1 and early BG2 were.
I also got a thorough butt kicking from the awoken dwarf statues (or whatever they were) in Durlag's Tower, even though I attempted that more times than any other fight. Had to cheese them, I am sorry.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You kill stuff until you get the map to go to the next town. You walk back and forth between the towns until you trigger a random encounter. You farm that for gold, take it to the next town, buy decent gear, then hit a dungeon and get really lucky with the drops.

Also, save scum.

you fuck xan, you steal everything in beregost, you kill the first flaming fist guy, you play the expansion so you can get that sick cloak immediately when you have the cash, you die in durlags tower, you fart about in the wild, you have the drow cleric because the concept of her is hot, you quit being a noob and a winer about "muh lvl1 character so squishy" and you become an man.

edit: oh, and you also grab the ankheg armor hidden in nashkel, and you kill the greywolf guy in the area outside the nashkel mines as early as you can without loosing a character of course.

I only played BG1 and BG2 for the first time relatively recently (I didn't speak English when they were new so I never knew what the fuck to do) and liked them both.
I'd say to play BG1 first but if you decide to stop, then try BG2 it's bigger.

Only thing I never got further than about halfway in is the Throne of Bhaal, the higher-lvl gameplay just wasn't as fun to me as whatever lvls late BG1 and early BG2 were.
I also got a thorough butt kicking from the awoken dwarf statues (or whatever they were) in Durlag's Tower, even though I attempted that more times than any other fight. Had to cheese them, I am sorry.

Shut up.

 

[JektheDumbass]

Stick it up your butt and eat it.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Shut up.

ass

In the second one the dungeon you start out in is a fucking slog.

that's why you get the mod which gives you all the gear and xp from it but teleports you outside

 

[Picnic_Boy]

that's why you get the mod which gives you all the gear and xp from it but teleports you outside

Horrible tutorial levels seem like a rite of passage with RPG sequels. Fallout 2 and KOTOR 2 come to mind.

 

[Snekposter]

The Skip Peragus mod is fucking mandatory. Wish there was one for the Czerka dig site on Telos though because fuck Bao Dur needing to show off that gimmick arm.

 

[Emperor Julian]

play a paladin cavalier roll until you get good stats, get minsc, get his wifu, the evil Dwarf is really good as well.

Never buy dragonspear but if you already have kill Mizhena on principle, not because she's trans but because her name is the phonetic equivelant of "harrougnnj;jjbgjsjbjksngjsdlng".

 

[JektheDumbass]

The Skip Peragus mod is fucking mandatory. Wish there was one for the Czerka dig site on Telos though because fuck Bao Dur needing to show off that gimmick arm.

I like Peragus though. And let Autism McGee have his moment before he permanently becomes my crafting whore.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Dink Smallwood was good, but Baulders Gate was better.

There's actually a reference to Dink Smallwood in Baldur's gate.
"I am Dinkamus Littlelog and I come in search of the holy groundhog. "

 

[Haramburger]

Try to romance microwave the hamster.

FTF- oh wait, wrong game.

 

[Y2K Baby]

play a paladin cavalier roll until you get good stats, get minsc, get his wifu, the evil Dwarf is really good as well.

Never buy dragonspear but if you already have kill Mizhena on principle, not because she's trans but because her name is the phonetic equivelant of "harrougnnj;jjbgjsjbjksngjsdlng".

>her

 

[Emperor Julian]

>her

if she can't make herself real girl in D&D where you can do it by accident then she probably deserves the shit the game got online.

Better yet gender bend edwin and hate fuck her with mods

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I don't mind tranny characters in D&D. It IS fantasy after all, just like the belief that trans woman are real women.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I don't mind tranny characters in D&D. It IS fantasy after all, just like the belief that trans woman are real women.

The weird part is between the gender equality, the ease of transition and Settings creators magical realm tendancies (https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Forgotten_Realms#Forgotten_Realms_And_Sex) trans people would be something of a non-issue so 'trans' wouldnt exist.
Which wouldsuck for the internet transtrender community because then they'd having nothing to blame the fact their an awkward creepy loser on or try to validate themselves by how rough they have it.