What do we do about the fat chick problem?

[King Fructose]

I am sick and tired of seeing fat chicks everywhere. What do I need to do to never see one of them again?

 

[LikeAStone]

Go blind

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Stay inside.

 

[Uncle Phil]

Close your eyes while getting head

 

[Retink]

Move to a Africa.

 

[Skitarii]

Kill them

 

[k0ndumba]

Kill yourself.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Continue to let the black dudes have their way with them?

 

[MrTroll]

 

[SNEED.EXE]

We hire the expert.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

We could try releasing a lot of feral carnivores in and around areas where fat women congregate to attempt to encourage a more primal state of survival of the fitness (that was a mistype but I decided to keep it), but make sure the animals aren't that fast that a normal person couldn't outrun them at a jog, like maybe they're really angry yet stubby-legged badgers or something. That way the problem will work itself out naturally. Plus it gives the fat women a chance for rehabilitation should they escape once and realize their life is at stake.

A more aggressive option would be to poison a small fraction of all dessert products. Sadly we'll lose some normal people, people claim they eat sweets sometimes, but since fat women eat at least 600 times the amount of dessert products that regular people do, they'll be 600 times more likely to be eliminated.

The final option would be augmented reality glasses that identify fat chicks and automatically applies intense slimming filters, but that feels like capitulation.

 

[I am vomit]

Turn into a feeder, feed them until they pop, no more fat chicks.

 

[DumbDude42]

kill null
once you stop this guys malicious activities, the average female BMI will drop by at least 5 points over the next year

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

put them in camps. that's what Adolf would have done.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Step one: Stick finger in throat.
Step two: She will vomit.

Repeat steps until weight is acceptable.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Be the change you want to see, Fructose King. Give up the fructose.

 

[King Fructose]

We hire the expert.
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If they all have a sleepover at his house, that should keep the streets clear for a few hours. This might just work.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

move to where there's less obesity?

 

[DamnWolves!]

Divorce her?

 

[theshitposter]

come on, chubby chicks aren't that bad