What do we do about the fat chick problem?

[King Fructose]

I am sick and tired of seeing fat chicks everywhere. What do I need to do to never see one of them again?

 

[Rick Flairening]

1) Do not engage.
2) If you are desperate enough TO engage, DO NOT GIVE YOUR REAL NAME.
3) DO NOT LET YOUR FRIENDS KNOW YOU ARE FUCKING A WHALE. They will not forget, or ever let YOU forget.
4) ????
5) Either wear a rubber, or perfect that pull out game, or you will not PROFIT.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Move to a country where people don't have enough food to eat, i.e. North Korea.

Can't see fat chicks, if you live somewhere where there's no food for chicks to get fat with.

 

[Lucky Jim]

you really need to sit down with your mother and tell her what you think about her

 

[JethroTullamore]

Let’s fuck them skinny.

 

[Pee Cola]

Are fat chicks the reason you noitcere ruoh xis a sah? That must be exhausting.

 

[King Fructose]

Are fat chicks the reason you noitcere ruoh xis a sah? That must be exhausting.

Yup. +1 hour per hundred pounds.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I'm sick of seeing fat dudes and fat chicks both. Let's join forces to make a fatty ham-ham prison camp where they're forced to outrun wheat threshers that move at about six inches per second on enclosed race tracks for 12 hours a day.

By the way, if you'd stop thinking like an R-selective nogg with dick-o-vision, you'd notice that men have a significantly higher obesity rate than women. I myself have noticed a trend in that many, if not most men who complain about fat women, such as The Gunt, turn out to be quite obese themselves. I sure hope you have the BMI and gym prowess to at least halfway justify your complaints, sir. For all the judging men do in this arena, you should know that we're laughing at fat men and how much smaller being fat makes their dicks.

• More than 1 in 3 men (34.1%) and more than 1 in 4 women (27.5%) are overweight. More than 2 in 5 adults (42.4%) have obesity (including severe obesity). About 1 in 11 adults (9.2%) have severe obesity. The percentage of men who are overweight (34.1%) is higher than the percentage of women who are overweight (27.5%).

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

start adding crystal meth to colonel sanders secret herbs & spices

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I want to see more fat chicks, the deathfats forum has had a dull few weeks and I love consuming trashy gossip as much as Tess loves consuming empty calories