What do you consider culinary sins? - No goyslop sperging

In some places it’s really traditional to have olive oil and salt toast but some people will do olive oil and sugar instead and I’ve always found that crazy and. It’s not bad at all, but it’s still crazy to me.

And its always the people you expect less. total deviancy
 
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Ok but eating raw mushrooms seems like an insult. I can't think of one thing with mushrooms that wouldn't be better if they were cooked.
Yeah and raw broccoli or coliflower too. Probably not as weird as raw mushrooms but why? Just why? You can cook it and NOT Let it get mushy if that’s the concern.

also raw almonds. Though I’d be up for trying those honestly.
 
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If someone substitutes lard or tallow for olive oil to make it "healthier" or god forbid "taste better".
The other thing is people holding things on a pedestal for no reason, Italians crying about people snaping spaghetty in half or putting the wrong topping on the poorfag flat bread they call pizza, or mutts getting mad someone puts something on their low quality ground meat burgers.
 
If someone substitutes lard or tallow for olive oil to make it "healthier" or god forbid "taste better".
The other thing is people holding things on a pedestal for no reason, Italians crying about people snaping spaghetty in half or putting the wrong topping on the poorfag flat bread they call pizza, or mutts getting mad someone puts something on their low quality ground meat burgers.
Snapping the spaghetti in half is a sin though. It objectively makes the dish taste worse.
 
Douchebaggery over wine in any capacity. It's all a grift. The lot of it. And the mythos, culture, media, personalities, and everything else is just to sustain it.

Wine, up until the mid 20th century, basically went like so: you'd have an estate which had produced wine anything from a few decades, to a few hundred years. It was literally just wine made on some wealthy guy's property, bottled in the thousands, crated, and stored in the basement of his mansion(s.) Close friends, fellow aristocrats, visiting important people or 'celebrities' would have the privilege of drinking it, buying it, or otherwise taking it away.

I'm not going to explain the concept of terroir, that can easily be looked up. Tl;Dr, all wine is different due to 'conditions,' anything ranging from soil PH to the type of stones dotted about the vine clusters, hill position, grape variety, etc.

Dickheads in the mid 1900s realised a huge cash cow was being missed out on. 'Artistry' penetrated the winemaking trade, as it did many others, and an entire culinary culture sprang up around it, along with huge amounts of invention. A comparable phenomenon occurred with tobacco/smoking.

My point ultimately is, anyone who wishes to engage in wine sperging at a dinner party, social event, or anywhere else, is a fraud committing fart sniffer at best, parvenu and retarded cretin at worst.

Don't let ANYONE tell you that wine poncery isn't anything but pure bullshit.
 
Douchebaggery over wine in any capacity. It's all a grift. The lot of it. And the mythos, culture, media, personalities, and everything else is just to sustain it.

Wine, up until the mid 20th century, basically went like so: you'd have an estate which had produced wine anything from a few decades, to a few hundred years. It was literally just wine made on some wealthy guy's property, bottled in the thousands, crated, and stored in the basement of his mansion(s.) Close friends, fellow aristocrats, visiting important people or 'celebrities' would have the privilege of drinking it, buying it, or otherwise taking it away.

I'm not going to explain the concept of terroir, that can easily be looked up. Tl;Dr, all wine is different due to 'conditions,' anything ranging from soil PH to the type of stones dotted about the vine clusters, hill position, grape variety, etc.

Dickheads in the mid 1900s realised a huge cash cow was being missed out on. 'Artistry' penetrated the winemaking trade, as it did many others, and an entire culinary culture sprang up around it, along with huge amounts of invention. A comparable phenomenon occurred with tobacco/smoking.

My point ultimately is, anyone who wishes to engage in wine sperging at a dinner party, social event, or anywhere else, is a fraud committing fart sniffer at best, parvenu and retarded cretin at worst.

Don't let ANYONE tell you that wine poncery isn't anything but pure bullshit.
Oh god I hate vinegar-like wine drinking fuckers who absolutely want you to taste their sour shit and believe it taste good.
 
putting extra cheese on a margherita. it should just be the slices of mozzarella, don't clog my arteries any more than they need to be
 
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Crushing garlic.

Just chop it, you nonces.
I mean while it does genuinely depend on the dish since crushed garlic (I assume crushed in a garlic press) burns incredibly easily so sometimes chopped garlic is better, if you're just adding it to a marinade or at a later stage of cooking then why the hell should you toil over this tiny clove that's hard asf to chop for minutes when you could just put it into the garlic press, press down and have it instantly crushed. In recipes where you have like 10 cloves of garlic chopping it all individually will take a shit ton of time.
 
Not using the Maillard Reaction (failing to brown meat)
Overfilling a pan with ground beef (see above)
Using Sneed Oils instead of drawn butter or Ghee
Using shit tier veggies, i.e. Sysco garbage.
Sneed oils are good when you just want to fry something in a neutral oil that won't impart any flavor.
 
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My point ultimately is, anyone who wishes to engage in wine sperging at a dinner party, social event, or anywhere else, is a fraud committing fart sniffer at best, parvenu and retarded cretin at worst.

Don't let ANYONE tell you that wine poncery isn't anything but pure bullshit.
There was a talkshow a long time ago that had a bunch of prominent sommeliers on to taste a lineup of various wines.
As they went down the line they would say things like "this one is much earthier and that one is sharp with floral notes, etc".

At the end of the segment they revealed that *all* the wines they tasted were the exact. same. wine.
Just one.
Over and over again.

The mental gymnastics those people went through to try and save face is something I still remember at least 20 years later.
 
Where do I start?
 

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