What do you do if you get hit by a car?

[Chongqing]

I almost got hit by a car crossing the street today, and this question struck me. What should I have done if I did get hit?

Let's say I was mostly ok, but pretty bruised up. I imagine I'd have to get the driver's license and insurance information. Do you just take a photo with your phone and walk away? What's the actual protocol?

The more I thought about it, the more I thought I'd need to call an older relative to ask what to do.

What do you all think?

 

[draggs]

Go flying through the air with the greatest of ease

Then landing ouch

 

[whatever I feel like]

Based on OPs username, the first thing to do it to get out of the street and hide immediately before the car backs up over you to finish the job off for a lower payment.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Try to roll against the car to do minimal damage to yourself

 

[kcbbq]

but what if you're left handed?

Nothing, because you're going to hell either way?

 

[R00T]

Nothing, because you're going to hell either way?

Informative. I shall also notify my fellow southpaws about this.

 

[kcbbq]

Informative. I shall also notify my fellow southpaws about this.

Sinister means left-handed for a reason.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Hit the car back. Get even!

 

[That_Guy]

Get smashed up enough and an ambulance ride followed by fun times in the ER just happens without you needing to do anything to arrange it. Trust me, It works*

*Possible side effects include thinking "Huh. So that's what live muscle tissue looks like. Neat."**
** Possible side effects of that are interesting, In the Chinese-curse sort of interesting. I do not recommend it.

 

[HaloTragedyJT]

If you're an angloid, which if you use this site you probably are. Die. You're taking up a hospital bed that could be used for a minority or person of gender.

 

[stares at error messages]

999

 

[Jason Wynn]

You do like I did when some drunk piece of shit ran over me, spit in the face of the Grim Reaper, tell him to fuck off and stop hanging around like we’re BFFs, call a Jew lawyer and sue like the dickens

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Call the car a cunt.

 

[Merrick]

Well, if you're anything like the person who I was involved with in an accident, you rub your neck in front of a police officer, and claim your neck is goofed up.

Make sure to get it out quickly, though, before the other person catches on.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

snap their plates, discover their home address, murder them with your bare hands.

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

Become car and hit back

 

[stares at error messages]

Die.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I’ve only ever been in one car wreck. Some Mexicans ran a red light and I ended up T-boning their car totaling it. Somehow my car was fine so I backed up and drove off. Never heard about it again after that so I assume they were illegal. Shouldn’t have been running red lights.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I don't. What kind of idiot gets hit by a car?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I don't. What kind of idiot gets hit by a car?

These idiots, I guess.

Driver gets 24 years prison for Bayshore crash that killed mother, daughter

Cameron Herrin’s friends and family testified Thursday about his character ahead of his sentencing for two deaths. Family members of the mother and small child who died spoke of their profound loss.

www.tampabay.com

 

[MadStan]

I almost got hit by a car crossing the street today, and this question struck me. What should I have done if I did get hit?

Let's say I was mostly ok, but pretty bruised up. I imagine I'd have to get the driver's license and insurance information. Do you just take a photo with your phone and walk away? What's the actual protocol?

The more I thought about it, the more I thought I'd need to call an older relative to ask what to do.

What do you all think?

I think you should be hoping to get hit by a brain surgeon first.