What do you do to wined down after work?

[Hollywood Hitler]

Just got home from working at the foundry, drinking some cheap ass beer on my porch, looking at the stars, and listening to hipster music shit. What do you guys like to do to wine down after work?

 

[The Fool]

I beat my wife

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Work? Wuzzat?

 

[Virtual Boring]

Vidya

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I put on some Pantera and furiously beat off out the big window looking out at the intersection below. You have to yell "Sploooey!" before it hits the sidewalk

 

[Justtocheck]

Work? Wuzzat?

To work is for cucks. True chads own the means of production and make wagies sweat their balls. I don't wind down because I'm always too high on coke from being a high level executive.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

To work is for cucks. True chads own the means of production and make wagies sweat their balls. I don't wind down because I'm always too high on coke from being a high level executive.

Sheeit, can i have $10,000, or $10,000 in coke?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Immediately draw an ice cold bath (or steaming hot if it's winter), grab a glass of vodka and just relax for about 30 minutes, put on some podcast or something while I wash up. You get out of that bath feeling like a new man.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

It's important to take one bite of Mom's casserole and yell "you fucked this up!", throw it on the floor and pelt her with yukky licorice juujuubees as she sobs and starts it again.
Don't forget to go shit in your bassinet as you suck down a post work mountain dew.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Work? Wuzzat?

Shhhhh...it's ok Mister Leaf.
Go back to your basic income.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Kill hookers

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

I beat my wife

beat my meat.

 

[Cheese-Loving Citizen]

Have fun with my dog.

Yes, I am a white girl.

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Wined Down

And with that Freudian slip we know what OP does to relax.

 

[DrunkenDozing]

I down wine to wind down.

 

[Sped Xing]

The same thing I do every night, @SojuDrnkr

 

[Meriasek]

I down wine to wind down.

Goddamnit I just wanted to make the exact same joke.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Dunno. Beer, sausages and bullying minorities online.

 

[Haramburger]

I too abuse fermented grape juices

 

[Sammelt er Schmetterlinge]

>working