What do you do to wined down after work?

It depends on how bad the day is. Normal work day, I close the laptop, leave the office, put on a record, and sit on the porch with a cup of tea.
If this week's sprint planning went for 3 hours again because my boss and the team architect have double language barriers and I had to translate? That tea's getting replaced with 2 fingers of rye.
 
I check on the Vietnamese hookers I keep locked in the basement.

It's kind of like a fish tank I guess. Feed em, scoop out the dead ones. It's therapeutic
 
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Take a hot shower, put on an oversized T-shirt and a light robe, make myself some tea, and curl up in bed with my laptop or book.
 
Wind down? My house doesn't just clean itself.
Working wives work two jobs.
 
Back in the day I'd shoot some heroin and a couple lines of cocaine after work. Then coast the rest of the evening on some Jack Daniels.

Now, I just play videogames and smoke a shit ton of weed. Beer, lots of beer.
 
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