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What do you do when you see a top hat?
- Thread starter Islamic Jihad Rocket
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I need more context. Is it just lying on the ground? Is it for sale in a store? Is it on some stranger's head on the subway?
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I tip my fedora at them, bow slightly and say “a very good day to you, gentle sir,”
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I put it on a snowman's head and he begins to dance around.
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I instantly shit so hard it leaves a smoldering hole in my pants, weep profusely, report it a dozen times to make sure mods see it, dm every mod, admin and, Null to personally them of this horid injustice against me and then finally go though every post the user ever made and give them tophats with my dozens of sock accounts.
Sean Shemmy
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On another person? I steal it and run off. On one of my posts? I cry and write a message threatening to kill myself on the profile of whoever awarded it to me.
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Usually I'm the one giving them and accompany them with this:
I just rated your comment Mad At The Internet.
# FAQ:
## What does this mean?
The amount of User Score (points) on your Kiwi Farms account has decreased by one.
## Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral user score. These include, but are not limited to: Rudeness towards other Kiwis, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /sneed. Keffals (Or some other troon).
## Am I banned from the Kiwi Farms?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to rate you Dumb, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
## I don't believe my comment deserved a Top Hat. Can you change it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a M.A.T.I rating. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Kiwi Farms PMs within several weeks. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of M.A.T.I. appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the Top Hat and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on kiwifarms.st. I will continue to issue Top Hats until you improve your conduct. Remember: Kiwi Farms is a privilege, not a right.
# FAQ:
## What does this mean?
The amount of User Score (points) on your Kiwi Farms account has decreased by one.
## Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral user score. These include, but are not limited to: Rudeness towards other Kiwis, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /sneed. Keffals (Or some other troon).
## Am I banned from the Kiwi Farms?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to rate you Dumb, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
## I don't believe my comment deserved a Top Hat. Can you change it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a M.A.T.I rating. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Kiwi Farms PMs within several weeks. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of M.A.T.I. appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the Top Hat and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on kiwifarms.st. I will continue to issue Top Hats until you improve your conduct. Remember: Kiwi Farms is a privilege, not a right.