What do you love most about being white?

Despite being an autistic sped I know that if I mask the autism most people think I'm a melting pot of friendship. If it slips I can go from 0 to 60 in a heartbeat. I like having forums like the kiwi farms to shit post out racial drivel so that in meatspace I'm "normal". Helps when you're a fastman like me.
 
Being able to talk shit about white people and it not be racist.
 
being capable of understanding the concept of per capita

being capable of hearing smoke alarm low battery warnings

being ok with eating chicken that hasn't been washed in dawn dish soap first

being capable of postulating what i would feel like now if i didn't have breakfast this morning, even if i did in fact have breakfast
 
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