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"Curse ye ha me ha", moments before the police shoot him.
 
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."
 
Chris is on his death bed. The years of fast food and inactivity finally taken their toll. Gesturing towards the nurse he utters two words from his past.

"Snergen Flergen."
 
Thereby prompting a "Citizen Kane" saga where an enterprising reporter tries to solve the mystery of his final words?
 
When he is on his deathbed, he will utter these words "You made me crash... into slumber.."
 
"It feels like I'm being Stabbed with a KNIFE!!"

Referring to the years of McDonald's that finally choked the hell out of his heart.
 
Whereas some people claim to see angels or loved ones who have passed on, Chris will see a glimmering outline, gradually taking the shape of an anthropomorphic pickle.

No one will understand his final words of "The pickle man tricked me again."
 
It wasn't the trolls that were laughing at me...

It was god.
 
I think CWC's last words could be the same as James Joyce's final words:

Does nobody understand?
 
"My Love Quest is finally over :heart-full: .... even though it didn't end the way I wanted it to :heart-empty: "
 
MysticMisty said:
"I said NO PICKLES, you got-dang dirty trol-"
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"That got dang niggo put pickles on my non-propane grilled Quarter Pounder again, I tell you hwat!"
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Kosher Dill said:
Thereby prompting a "Citizen Kane" saga where an enterprising reporter tries to solve the mystery of his final words?
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No, that would be prompted by "Rose...chu" if he becomes even more obscure and the reporter thinks it's spelled "Rose choo" when he's googling.
 
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