What do you think is the worst DSP playthrough?

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yoshitsune said:
What's even worse is that he has played every 3D GTA, some of which multiple times. All of them have at least one mission whose entire gimmick is using a sniper rifle to headshot one or more dudes.
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The only one of those I beat was Vice City, never really dug the mission design in those tbh. People give a lot of flak to Mafia I nowadays but it sure as shit plays a lot better than any 3D GTA.
 
Donkey Kong Country 2 is one of the worst because every time this fucker died, he had to snort and it wasn't just your typical snort either, it was like he was getting ready to spit out a loogie. Watching the TIHYDP DKC2 grossed me out (54:20 for an example of it)

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Massively Strong Greed said:
Those are sound effects added to the TIHYDP. The other games in the trilogy have different sound effects added in when Phil dies for their TIHYDPs.
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Ahh, I didn't realize it. Usually when I'm watching TIHYDP, I'm doing something else so I wasn't paying attention to see if that was a sound effect. I just assumed that it was him being exceptional
 
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Hadidecount1990 said:
Donkey Kong Country 2 is one of the worst because every time this fucker died, he had to snort and it wasn't just your typical snort either, it was like he was getting ready to spit out a loogie. Watching the TIHYDP DKC2 grossed me out (54:20 for an example of it)
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Those are sound effects added to the TIHYDP. The other games in the trilogy have different sound effects added in when Phil dies for their TIHYDPs.
 
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It's been said before but I gotta echo it now that I've played the game myself. His MLB The Show 19 playthrough is so fucking terrible I genuinely don't get why he ever thought it was a good idea to play it. He went the most boring route possible by choosing to play the mode that only lets him play one field position and made it even worse by playing beginner, which basically means there is no variety to the gameplay because you can expect the same routine plays

If you've seen one video you've seen them all, but he somehow managed to make 36 hour-long videos of that. He also went with the most boring hitting interface that is so pissbaby easy you can look away from the screen and be consistently successful. He easily could have made everything 100x entertaining by switching the hitting layout in the options menu but he's so afraid of losing in a fake baseball game he went with babymode hitting, and still managed to constantly hit flyouts anyway. He'd rather bore the audience to death on easy mode just to win rather than entertain people by making the game more interesting because he might lose

I jumped from the first vid to the last and he learned fucking nothing in the 30 hours he put into the game which is amazing to me. He doesn't even know the rules of baseball either and never bothered learning as he played, yet still continued to blame the game when he fucked basic baseball 101 things up. It's so mind-numbingly awful you can't even get a "so bad it's good" enjoyment out of it
 
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His Injustice stream. The day I decided I never wanted anything to do with the FGC ever again.
 
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His Donkey Kong Country playthoughs were pretty embarrassing. Thinking spiders can jump on bees, failing to realize water conducts electricity, the infinite barrel loop of doom, falling for the credits trick on the first game and saving the best for last, using restore points whenever he loses all his lives especially at the end. This was best known as save scumming.
 
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NynchLiggers said:
The funniest one tho is the Bloodborne DLC where he got shitcanned by Ludwig.
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I'm actually pretty impressed that Phil spent that much time with something he couldn't overcome. I mean there's spending 40 minutes to beat a single stage when you're not going for 100% anyway, rendering it pointless, and then there's 3 hours to NOT beat a boss. Other people have done that kind of shit (I couldn't beat the first boss in the original Devil May Cry to save my actual life back in 2002), but most other people don't have Phil's issues with losing. They don't get pissy when something doesn't just roll over and let them win.

Then again, all those years ago, I gave up on DMC1 because I sucked and I knew it, while Phil ranted for ten minutes instead of just admitting that he couldn't do it because of skill, not level.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
I'm actually pretty impressed that Phil spent that much time with something he couldn't overcome. I mean there's spending 40 minutes to beat a single stage when you're not going for 100% anyway, rendering it pointless, and then there's 3 hours to NOT beat a boss. Other people have done that kind of shit (I couldn't beat the first boss in the original Devil May Cry to save my actual life back in 2002), but most other people don't have Phil's issues with losing. They don't get pissy when something doesn't just roll over and let them win.

Then again, all those years ago, I gave up on DMC1 because I sucked and I knew it, while Phil ranted for ten minutes instead of just admitting that he couldn't do it because of skill, not level.
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Most driving games because he can't see for sh*t. The Crash nitro kart remake was hard to watch and his GTA uploads are horrible. He doesn't read prompts or pay attention. I found out about him a because of his San Andreas play-through. He has multiple videos dedicated to this one mission were he has to chase and catch someone on a dirt bike. I believe he was on a super bike. fail after fail blaming the game and there's one part where he drives into an oncoming car getting on the freeway then says it materialized out of no where.
 
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Rainyday Hedge Fund said:
Most driving games because he can't see for sh*t. The Crash nitro kart remake was hard to watch and his GTA uploads are horrible. He doesn't read prompts or pay attention. I found out about him a because of his San Andreas play-through. He has multiple videos dedicated to this one mission were he has to chase and catch someone on a dirt bike. I believe he was on a super bike. fail after fail blaming the game and there's one part where he drives into an oncoming car getting on the freeway then says it materialized out of no where.
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I hate that og loc mission and I'm sure a lotta peepul here do. Phil just banged his head against the wall and complained way more than what you'd allow considering how shit a mission it is
 
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I made an account to share this as I think it flew under the radar. One of the playthroughs in which he cheats literally throughout the entirety of the game is Grim Fandango. If you're not aware of it, it's an old school point-and-click adventure game with consistently tough puzzles. It's an amazing game that challenged me, so when I saw that Phil had done a playthrough years back, I was fascinated to see how someone so dense would get on.

It's hard to say how many puzzles he legitimately solved but I'm pretty sure you could count them on one hand - if he even solved any at all. Stream chat hand-holding is par for the course with him, but what makes this playthrough so offensive is that he constantly frames his cheating as miraculous 'eureka' moments. He flies through the puzzles at an impossible speed, and wastes more time on not navigating the item menu correctly (he doesn't realise that it cycles left and right, so he always goes round and round in circles)! The guy didn't have the basic intuition or curiosity to figure out the fucking item menu, yet the solutions to all of these head-scratching dilemmas are somehow effortless. Got it.

The longer the playthrough goes, the more disinterested Phil gets, and the more thinly veiled the cheating becomes. He'll stop moving for a while (to read the chat) and then suddenly make some obscure connection to solve a puzzle like it's second nature. Sometimes he doesn't even bother to disguise the cheating, with his cursor shooting straight to the solution. Just lucky, right, Phil? You know he's reading the chat because he mentions several times that people are saying the in-game music is too loud.

This playthrough really shows Phil's true nature. Rather than conceding that the game is difficult and admitting to getting help from the chat, he lies his ass off throughout, faking moments of insight to take credit for everything. Speaks volumes about his character.
 
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Tried going back and watch some of his older stuff; and before I begin, yes this game has frame rate issues out the ass. That being said, Drakengard 3 is damn near non-stop bitching.
 
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