- Joined
- Nov 2, 2020
Had the idea for a great bit for when I hit the dating scene:
Have the first image on my profile be me with a dog. (This makes women more likely to take interest) but I don't have a dog, so it would have to be my brother's or a friend's.
Have very small, nigh unreadable text at the bottom along the lines of:
"I do not have a dog. By liking this profile, you accept that he is not my dog and you are unlikely to meet him."
Then, if the dog comes up in conversation, I act confused and am like:
"Oh, I see. There's been a bit of confusion here. You must have neglected to read the fine print."
and then show her the zoomed-in text.
It'll be a big hit with the bad bitches that let you hit cause you're goofy, feel free to use it.
Have the first image on my profile be me with a dog. (This makes women more likely to take interest) but I don't have a dog, so it would have to be my brother's or a friend's.
Have very small, nigh unreadable text at the bottom along the lines of:
"I do not have a dog. By liking this profile, you accept that he is not my dog and you are unlikely to meet him."
Then, if the dog comes up in conversation, I act confused and am like:
"Oh, I see. There's been a bit of confusion here. You must have neglected to read the fine print."
and then show her the zoomed-in text.
It'll be a big hit with the bad bitches that let you hit cause you're goofy, feel free to use it.
