What do you think the most common first name is for Lolcows?

[Breadbassket]

Personally I want to say Tyler. My reasoning is that Tyler Millard (Mumkey Jones), Tyler McVicker (Valve News Network), Tyler Hertzler (the Oobi guy), and Tyler McCullen ("The Creature"/Sodapoppin Stalker) all share it.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Ethan Ralph
Ethan Klein

Patrick Tomlinson (yes, child)
Matthew Patrick (but that's just a theory)
Sean Patrick Kraese (KittyofQuantum/Quantum_Kitty)
Patrick Rowberry (brony consoomer)
James Patrick O'Shaughnessy

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Chris Weston Chandler
Chris "Clawshrimpy" Mcgee
Chris Kluwe
Chris "Autphag" Gillon
Chris "Shoenice" Schewe

Or maybe...

Phil Burnell
Phil "ADF" Haskins-Delici
Phil Fish

 

[jimmybags]

Chris Weston Chandler
Chris "Clawshrimpy" Mcgee
Chris Kluwe
Chris "Autphag" Gillon
Chris "Shoenice" Schewe

Or maybe...

Phil Burnell
Phil "ADF" Haskins-Delici
Phil Fish

Chris "The Kiwi" McCarty

 

[KingFriko]

Moon

 

[JethroTullamore]

Josh.