What do you work as now?

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I work on a cattle station.
 
I'm a security Jerkop and I kick autistics because I hate the moaning and drooling.
 
Professional boobie inspector with a liscense to thrill. I have an ID card and everything. 8-)

I also used to be an Invader until the invasion of Earth was cancelled.
 
College student. Part time kendo "instructor" for a club. I don't get paid for this since I'm a member of this club. *SIGH*
 
Am I the only one here who thinks "professional student" sounds like a cop out?
 
The Dude said:
Am I the only one here who thinks "professional student" sounds like a cop out?
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I've always tended to think that adding "professional" in front of something meant you were at a point where you get paid to do it.
 
Male Prostitute, working to be a gay porn star, BUT AT LEAST I"M NOT CHRIS!!!
 
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I'm a retired vet. I do part-time gigs on the side, mainly to keep me busy.
 
I'm a porter at a bowling alley. Cleaning tables, taking out garbage, and handling balls :pickle:
 
Mechanical engineering student by day, biological scientist by night.

Well, my job title is "scientist," but it could more accurately be described as "pipette bitch." I basically pipette fluids into plates and tubes, wait for incubations, read results, lather/rinse/repeat. ELISAs, ECL assays, similar things. Pharma industry, but a contract research org, not an actual consumer pharma co.
 
I work for Brazzers. Ever seen a scene with Jack Donger? That's me.
 
drunkenhobo said:
Do the cattle have large talons?
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Yeah, they're about as long and sharp as steak knifes. They can flay a man alive in under a minute.
 
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